This week on The KOKO Show we have a very special episode for you. It is jam packed with all your ‘Ra Ra’ remedies and footy fixes, to ensure you, our faithful fans are up to date and completely informed for your next pint at the pub. In episode 24 the lads have gone above and beyond in the guest department landing three big names to dance with your souls, in what we guarantee to be an emotional rollercoaster. Our first cab off the rank, is Australian Rugby’s big dog, the KOKO Show’s muse and our faithful fearless leader, that is right it is the one and only Mr Joe Schmidt. Smokey Joe lights up our lives with his sweet nectar surrounding the upcoming Lions Series, as well as his hot takes on what has been a very intriguing Super Rugby season. Secondly, for a little palate cleanser, the boys are joined by two of the Reds’ most cuddly koalas in Fraser McReight and Tate McDermott, to get the players perspective on what will be a big year ahead for Aussie Rugby.

Plus, we cover all the X’s and O’s from a massive week of rugby the world over. The lads have a look at the last round of the Superb Rugby, whilst also previewing the upcoming Qualifying Finals, they chat about the finals footy landscape taking shape in Europe and finally who was crowned champion of the Japanese top league. In conclusion, we finish the show with another round of tough selections at the ‘Lion Tamer’ table, adding a plethora of great men to a squad who will confidently man handle those fragile feline phonies.

So sit back and let the dulcet tones of Joe Schmidt, the calmest man in World Rugby wash over and cleanse your soul. It has been scientifically proven that 30 mins of Joe a day, will quite simply make you a better person. It is time now for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

05:27 - KOKO Learnings

12:00 - Rugby Round Up Segment

12:08 - Round 16 Super Rugby

13:54 - Brumbies were robbed

17:56 - The Reds are firing late

22:09 - The Waratahs’ demise

27:22 - QUALIFYING FINALS PREDICTIONS

33:03 - The Joe Schmidt interview

44:55 - THE CLASSIC WALLABIES V LIONS LEGENDS PREVIEW

54:44 - Northern Hemisphere Legends - URC QF Scores

55:16 - SHARKS V MUNSTER SHOOT OUT

58:29 - Japanese Top League Finals

59:36 - Other Rugby News

01:02:25 - The Lion Tamers

01:04:47 - Tate McDermott and Fraser McReight interview

01:12:56 - The boys talk possible 9 and 10 Wallabies combos

01:20:29 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we have pulled together an absolute humdinger of an episode for y’all, it has the perfect balance of flair, footy and funnies that will get the blood pumping to all your important places. To help us on that quest we enlisted the services of some Rugby Royalty, that is correct we have the Kiwi rig that every man and his dog could dig, a man with an aged pornstar handle-bar MO that would make even the most mild mannered spectator GO! Oooo baby please welcome our divine ruler Mr King Carlos Spencer. With the almighty ‘Los’ in toe, we discussed his playing career, his Mount Rushmore of teammates and what excites about his new coaching job in Ireland.

Plus, we deliver you a full deluge of rugby takeaways from round 15 of the Superb Rugby, the conclusion of the Pac 4 Women’s Championship and the two European finals over the weekend that saw Bordeaux and Bath emerge the victors. That is right there is more rugby that you can poke a fucking stick at, as well as some more cracking Mad Monday yarns and finally, the lads lock down some locks in our newest installemt of the ‘Lion Tamers’. So brush your teeth and don't forget to floss, because much like gingivitis and oral plaque build up this episode is going to STICK! It is time now for an all new rendition of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:24 - KOKO Learnings

08:37 - Rugby Roundup Segment - Moana dropped the ball v the Chiefs

10:51 - WARATAHS V FORCE REVIEW

15:05 - Are the Reds slipping?

17:00 - Super Rugby finals roadmap

18:19 - Western Force season review

19:54 - John Mitchell Western Force story

24:55 - WALLAROOS V CANADA REVIEW

26:50 - BLACK FERNS V USA REVIEW

28:24 - EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS CUP REVIEW

32:54 - Introduce Carlos Spencer

35:00 - What is Carlos up to now?

36:03 - Carlos discusses the difference between NZ and AUS in women’s rugby

38:40 - Carlos on why he likes coaching the women’s game

41:11 - Carlos on why he played with no fear

42:50 - Carlos on THAT try for Blues v Crusaders in 2004

45:27 - Carlos on playing with Rupeni Caucaunibuca

47:58 - Bench, Start and Drop

50:07 - Carlos v Larkham

51:43 - Carlos on his boxing career

55:59 - Carlos on his favourite player and favourite teammates

01:00:26 - Farewell to Carlos Spencer

01:01:01 - EUROPEAN CHALLENGE CUP REVIEW - Finn Russell video

01:02:46 - Other Rugby News

01:05:00 - The Lion Tamers - The Locks

01:07:16 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we have landed the biggest name in World Rugby. She has represented the USA at over 30 international Sevens Tournaments, won an Olympic medal and now she is doing her thing in the 15’s game in preparation for this year’s Rugby World Cup. Although her feats on the footy field are something to marvel at, it is her work off it that has further elevated her profile into superstardom. She is an authentic pioneer for women’s sport the world over, a total badass in the body positivity space and a media mogul in every sense of the title. It is of course the one and only Ilona Maher. The KOKO Crew with Ilona in tow discussed in depth what it was like growing up in Vermont, having success at the Olympic Games, sharing her messages of female empowerment and what is next for Ilona Maher after the 2025 Rugby World Cup. A chat that not only delves into the wins she has had on the rugby pitch, but an in depth look into the hard work and perseverance of a person that has taken the rugby world by storm and made it better.

Plus, the lads give you a full set of takeaways from round 14 of the Superb Rugby and the Wallaroos’ big win over the USA in Canberra. Moreover, we have a little gander at all the big talking points from the global rugby landscape in ‘Other Rugby News’, before locking in four more ‘Lion Tamers’ in our Aussie squad to take down those British and Irish bad boys. So, sit back and relax as we take a moment to marvel in the majesty of Ilona Maher, a person that has changed our game for good and will continue to put the Bae in Rug-Bae. It’s time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:27 - Introduction to the show

07:47 - KOKO Learnings

12:29 - Rugby Round Up Takeaways - Ardie Savea is on another level

16:19 - Brumbies are on top of the table

17:03 - The fall of the Waratahs

21:05 - James O’Connor should be picked in the Wallabies squad

21:58 - Mark Nawaqanitawase’s form at the Roosters

23:26 - Moana Pasifika are flying

25:19 - DRUA V FORCE

26:11 - Away games in France

29:00 - The Force’s travel woes

31:21 - Other Rugby News

34:38 - Wycliff Palu’s mad Monday story

40:00 - Ilona Maher joins KOKO

42:10 - The boys check in with Ilona Maher

43:02 - Ilona’s take on the city of Canberra

44:24 - The state of women’s rugby

45:15 - Ilona’s transition to the 15 player game

46:42 - Ilona on some pinch me moments during the tour

48:18 - Ilona’s cartoon crush

49:18 - Ilona’s podcasting advice for the KOKO Show

50:30 - Ilona’s love of cheese

52:10 - Ilona on the Dancing with the Stars experience

54:56 - The boys dance for Ilona

58:42 - Ilona on the Olympic Games

01:01:35 - What will Ilona do after the Rugby World Cup?

01:02:45 - Ilona on doing the Sports Illustrated shoots

01:04:19 - BLACK FERNS V USA PREVIEW

01:04:56 - Goodbye to Ilona and the boys trying her lipstick

01:07:24 - KOKO’s Lion Tamers

01:10:02 - The boys remember a couple of fallen rugby players

01:10:42 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we have an absolutely smashing episode for you all. The lads are joined by the two Aussie British and Irish Lions Tourees, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen and Mr Sione ‘The Scot’ Tuipulotu. We broke down with the boys, what it felt like to join this illustrious club, where they were when they got the news and which Australian watering holes they will be attending alongside their band of bad losers. Plus, we analysed and dissected the complete 2025 British and Irish Lions Squad with a fine tooth comb, as we tried to poke holes in their approach, highlight their weaknesses and work out how the Wallabies will win the series 3-0.

Moreover, with all this hubbub about a certain red army approaching our shores, it would be easy to lose sight of all the cracking footy action happening right here in Australia and New Zealand. That is right, fear not our soggy and sodden Southern Hemisphere heroes, this week we give you all the major takeaways from round 13 of the Superb Rugby, the highs and lows of the Wallaroos’ Pac 4 campaign and a smattering of juicy rugby news from around the world.

Finally, the KOKO Crew are back to work hitting the whiteboards and breathing in the sweet nectar of alcohol based cleaning products in the hope of constructing an Aussie squad akin to the ‘Locked in Lions’, that we are calling ‘The Lion Tamers’. The fellas will be picking four Australian players each week to join the noble ranks of ‘The Lion Tamers’, with the sole ambition of crushing these pompous touring tea tossers. So, sit back, relax and steep your brew with the highly dysfunctional KOKO Crew. It is time for episode 21 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:29 - Gits explains why he is in London

02:45 - Intro to the show

06:01 - KOKO Learnings around Mothers Day

09:22 - The KOKO boys discuss the Lions squad

13:57 - Sione Tuipulotu is back to talk about his Lions selection

14:41 - Sione talks about the moment his name was called out

20:51 - Sione talks about meeting the squad the squad for the first time

22:32 - Sione v Bundee Aki at training

23:11 - Sione on Mack Hansen

24:16 - Sione talks about the media attention about being and Aussie Lion

27:26 - Mack Hansen arrives on the KOKO Show

28:58 - Mack talks about when he found out the exciting Lions news

31:33 - Mack’s celebrations after the news

32:33 - Mack addresses the rumors his injury had him out of the tour

34:38 - Mack talks about what excites him about going on tour

35:34 - Mack talks about KOKO making him Tour Captain

37:04 - Mack talks about his days touring with the Brumbies

38:37 - Mack will be single on tour with Drew

41:13 - Farewell to Mack

41:46 - The KOKO boys select their first four Lion Tamers

43:47 - The Rugby Round Up Segment - The boys talk about Taniela’s form

48:17 - Joseph Suaalii injury and the Reds’ performance

49:44 - DRUA V BLUES REVIEW

51:07 - Brumbies and Reds are both peaking at the right time

52:16 - Western Force 20th Anniversary Celebrations

55:11 - The injuries in Australian Rugby

57:44 - WALLAROOS V BLACK FERNS REVIEW

01:02:45 - Gits’ chat with Jamie Roberts

01:04:57 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show the lads were plagued with a serious case of Les Kiss fever, but they didn't seem to be that phased by this particular ailment, as they delivered a wall to wall recap of the week that was in World Rugby. Firstly, the boys addressed the new appointment of Les Kiss as the next Wallabies coach, a decision that buoyed the boys and got them all a little hot under the saddle blanket for the future of Australian Rugby.

To help the fellas through the ups and downs of Les Kiss fever, we enlisted a very special guest to add some much needed star power to our very pedestrian weekly production. That is right, this week we are joined by the Frankston firecracker, Melbourne’s man of marble and now Glasgow’s benevolent bulldozer. So, please welcome Scotland’s captain and Australia’s one that got away, Mr Sione Tuipulotu. Sione and the lads chewed the fat about all things footy, from what it was like leaving Australia for Scotland, his recovery from a peck injury and what it would feel like to be given the honour to play for the British and Irish Lions.

Finally, the crew give you their tangy yet tasteful takeaways from the week of rugby, touching on week 12 of the Superb season, the Wallaroos’ big win over Fiji and all the action from the European Champions Cup Semi-Finals. Lastly, to put a big fat bow on what has been a constant segment for the show all year, the lads finally cement their lucky 37 as we finalise our squad of Locked In Lions. So knock back a couple of downers, put on your compression socks and talk shit to your flight attendant, this metal bird is taking to the skies and boy it is going to be a bumpy fucking ride. It is time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:23 - The boys talk about Les Kiss getting the Wallabies job

07:31 - The boys talking about their first kisses

11:35 - Prof’s poem

12:58 - Introduce Sione Tuipulotu

15:13 - Sione talks about his injury recovery

19:06 - Sione talks about his return to rugby

20:51 - Sione wants to fold Rob Leota on the Lions Tour

21:38 - Sione talks about playing rugby in Melbourne as a kid

22:53 - Sione’s decision to move to Scotland

29:28 - Sione’s take on how many Scots will be in the Lions squad

31:38 - Sione’s culture shock moving to Scotland

33:54 - Sione talks about potentially playing for the Lions as an Australian

37:43 - who is the lippiest of the Wallabies

38:43 - Bench, start and drop

40:37 - Locked in Lions final selections

50:27 - The KOKO takeaways from the week of footy: KB’s return for the Force

53:13 - DRUA V REDS REVIEW

54:37 - BRUMBIES V WARATAHS REVIEW

58:40 - Ardies Savea and his current form

01:00:03 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA REVIEW

01:01:33 - European Champions Cup Scores

01:06:49 - DEAR DREW: Swoop’s Eulogy

01:15:43 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show the boys regroup after a big ANZAC Weekend and they reflect on all the magnificent footy that was played in round 11 of the Superb Rugby, whilst also looking forward to the final five weeks of the season and predicting which team will come out on top. In a weekend where the Brumbies had a stumble, the Reds caught fire, the Savea brothers kicked ass and the Chiefs still reigned supreme, the lads had their work cut out for them, as they tried to make sense of this topsy turvy 2025 season. To round out this robust rugby recap the lads debuted a new segment called ‘The Transfer Tracker’, where the boys gave their immediate reactions and dissections to all of the big player moves both in Australian Rugby and around the world. That’s right the KOKO Crew is giving you a big old ‘RA RA’ wrap to fill up your Ozempic tainted tummies and of course, we always wash it down with a pint of our finest ice cold shit talk.

Plus, Ladies and Gents that is not all, to add some much needed credibility to this rumbling bumbling poor excuse of a podcast, the lads enlisted the help of the best number 10 in Australia. No, it isn’t Noah Lolesio, nor is it Lawson Creighton and we couldn’t make Tommy Lynagh’s monetary deal, so in reflection we got what we got. Nonetheless please welcome the hairiest handler of balls in the business, it is the one and only Mr Ben Donaldson. Moreover, Benny takes us through why the Force are fighting for every inch in 2025, what he really thinks of Carlo Tizzano and how excited he is about hopefully taking on the British and Irish Lions this year.

So sit back, relax, elevate your gout riddled feet, peel a couple of leftover choccy eggs and suck back on an ice cold Crown Lager. It is time to get fancy as f#*k and tune into an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

03:44 - Intro to the episode

07:02 - KOKO Learnings from the weekend

13:15 - New Segment: The Transfer Tracker

18:27 - Rugby Roundup - The Savea brothers and the Moana win over the Drua

22:34 - The Reds defeating the Blues in style

28:50 - Ben Donaldson’s quick restart to Harry Potter

31:55 - Introduce Ben Donaldson

33:15 - Ben talks about the Force’s loss to the Chiefs

34:07 - The boys have an issue with TMO intervention

36:43 - The Force’s set piece struggles

28:27 - Ben talks about the Force’s off the cuff identity

39:24 - Ben talks about KB’s return

40:00 - Ben talks about why he is so hairy and his grooming habits

44:28 - Ben talks about the upcoming Lions Series

48:21 - Ben talks about Carlo Tizzano

50:07 - Bench, Start and Drop / Deserted Island

55:56 - The Boys have a look at the newest Wallaroos squad

58:11 - Crowd shoutout for help with our Locked In Lions

59:34 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we celebrated the Easter Break with a rip snorter of an episode that really rolled the stone away and allowed the lads to sink their teeth into a wonderful weekend filled with choccy eggs and fantastic friggin footy. The boys get down and dirty hunting for all the little bits and bobs from the Women’s Super Rugby Champions Final that saw the Blues defeat the Waratahs, they got stuck into week 10 of the Superb Rugby as we head into the final couple of months and finally they fastened down the last three ‘Locked in Lions’ on our very special whiteboard.

Plus, it wouldn't be an Easter special without a guest that somewhat resembles a delicious little Lindt Ball, so we brought in Canberra’s really bad bunny and one of our favourite bucking Brumbies, Mr Billy ‘found love in a hopeless place’ Pollard. With Billy in tow we dissect how the Brumbies are bulldozing their way into finals contention, his desire to play a big part in the upcoming Lions Series and why James Slipper has become a bit of a bully in his twilight years.

So pop on your bunny ears, fluff up that cotton tail and put yourself in a compromising yet sexy position on the kitchen table. It is time to be a raunchy little rabbit this Easter, whilst enjoying the latest episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. You are most welcome our chummy yummy bunnies!

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:24 - Intro the show

03:00 - intro the boys

04:17 - Goits surgery

05:06 - Easter chat

07:20 - Other Rugby News: Spain bidding for RWC

10:13 - Johnny Sexton in the Lions coaching staff

13:08 - RUNIT Straight competition

19:16 - Rugby Round-up - Top takeaways from week 10: James O’Connor

24:35 - The weather in NZ over the weekend

26:29 - The Super Point in Force v Hurricanes

28:17 - DRUA V WARATAHS REVIEW

35:03 - Introduce Billy Pollard

38:43 - Brumbies current form with Billy

39:15 - Billy’s try scoring form

44:50 - Billy on throwing lineouts

46:20 - The Billy Pollard story - in love

48:52 - Billy’s cartoon crush

50:35 - Billy on the Lions Series and chatting with coaches

52:06 - Billy on goal setting

57:03 - Bench, start and drop / Deserted Island question

01:00:35 - James Slipper is a bully

01:01:57 - Locked In Lions

01:06:46 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we get our Swoopy back from his impromptu golfing trips to make the group whole again as we break down a wonderful week that was in the world of rugby. The lads came together to run a fine tooth comb through the Super Rugby W Final that saw the Tahs tackle the Reds at North Sydney Oval, to make it back to back chips in 2024 and 25. Plus, we go large on round 9 of the Superb Rugby Pacific, highlighting the Brumbies big win over the Reds, the Tahs toppling the challenging Chiefs and the Crusaders taking their rightful place back on top of the Super ladder. Moreover, the boys go full business mode as they tackle all the hard hitting topics in a saucy smattering of Other Rugby News.

However, the highlight of Episode 17 has to be our very special guest, all the way from the fortified walls of Edinburgh Castle with his new Whiskey in hand and donning a gorgeously snug pair of togs, it is Scotland’s South African chunky chappy Mr Pierre Schoeman. We discuss everything from the state of rugby north of the wall, what it was like growing up in South Africa and now proudly playing for Scotland and finally his delicious little side business he shares with teammate and friend Duhan van der Merwe.

So sit back, relax and hook up your IV drip full of Hirundine Whiskey and just let those mellow smokey notes of four flogs trying to make a rugby pod fill your gills with glee. Because it is time for episode 17 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:24 - Introduce the show

05:25 - KOKO Learnings

09:57 - Other Rugby News

16:49 - Rugby Round-up - Super W Final Review

18:57 - Wallaroos chat heading into Pac-4 and RWC

20:56 - Australian Super teams heading for winning records in 2025

21:54 - REDS V BRUMBIES

23:26 - Squeak and Gits blow up

26:45 - WARATAHS V CHIEFS - BEST TRY EVER!

31:09 - Gits is sleeping with mouth tape now

32:04 - Super Rugby halfway check in

35:02 - Introduce Pierre Schoeman

38:13 - Pierre and Duhan have a Whiskey company

40:05 - Pierre shows us his swimming trunks

44:02 - How did Pierre end up in Scotland

46:11 - The style of rugby in Edinburgh

48:00 - What is it like playing the Springboks

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