In today's episode, we kick things off with a wild ride through the "National Days" for April 7th. From National No Housework Day to National Beer Day, we can't help but wonder if these days were invented just to make our lives easier—or just give us a reason to stay in sweatpants. Spoiler: We definitely don't do housework.

Then, we slide into the world of sports, as we marvel at the St. Louis Blues' unbelievable winning streak. Seriously, we didn't think this was possible, but hey, it's St. Louis—anything can happen. Meanwhile, we break down the chaos of the NCAA National Championship. Was it a buzzer-beater? Was it a heart attack waiting to happen? We'll give you all the drama, minus the actual athletic talent. We're here for the headlines, not the game-winning shots.

Now, things get really interesting as we dive into the ultimate showdown: Waffle House vs. "normal" restaurants. Is the Waffle House truly a chaotic, magical experience? Or is it just a place where you need a seatbelt to survive the drama?

And for the grand finale, we put our fast food knowledge to the test with our Mouth Rushmore of Fast Food Joints. This episode isn't just for food lovers—it's for anyone who's ever asked, “What's the best fry in the game?” (Hint: It's probably not from that sad little place you went to last Tuesday). We rank the heavy hitters like the champs we are, and things get... spicy.

Tune in for laughs, questionable opinions, and all the drama you didn't know you needed in your life.