Strap in for a wild ride through chaotic hospital visits, airborne fundraising disasters, and philosophical questions about the value of metal. Oh—and someone may have prank-called a stranger 30 times from the bath.

This week’s highlights include:

💨 Make Me Laugh:

• A prehistoric punchline from the host’s daughter: “What do you call a fossilized fart?”

🎈 PodTales – BalloonFest ‘86:

• The United Way’s record-breaking balloon release over Cleveland.
• 1.5 million balloons in the sky—what could possibly go wrong? (Answer: everything.)
• Environmental chaos, a disrupted Coast Guard search, lawsuits, spooked horses, and an airport runway shut down.

🏥 Hospital Waiting Room Mayhem:

• A final wrist check-up turns into a full-blown admin disaster.

🛁 Sound Healing & Accidental Prank Calls:

• Can oat baths and ambient audio soothe chronic urticaria?
• Also, how to (accidentally) call a stranger 30 times using a £4 bathroom speaker.

🚲 Bike Rack Fiasco:

• The kids finally learn to ride—but the new bike rack only fits adult bikes.
• A “universal fit” turns into a universal fail.
• Some bonus DIY and mild rage included.

💎 A Very Pricey Charm:

• A trip to Pandora reveals the shocking truth: numbers cost more than hearts.
• I channel my inner grumpy economist and questions reality.

📬 Dear Diggy & New Website Alert:

• No Dear Diggy this week—send yours in via the brand new site!
• 🖥️ BugFixesAndImprovements.com is live!
• Submit jokes, Pod Tales, questions for Draft, or just marvel at the fancy redesign.

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Stick around for the secret subscriber-only story: “How I Got Banned From a Charity Shop.”

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