Reckless Rednecks on I49

Barefoot children at the Five & Dime

Black men shakin’, slidin’ skin

Pick-up trucks with nothin’ in

An extra syllable in evr’y vowel

Sealed flannel sheets and fresh-up towels

De-caff coffee

Diet coke

Well-dressed Christians and a hairy goat

Grits with jelly in the Waffle House

Crushed armadillo and a white wooden house

[i]Skeeter bugs a-dancing on black-eyed peas

Wal Mart

K-Mart

Plastic cheese

Plates that are full with more and more

Dirt in the corners at the [ii]Piggly Wiggly store

Strange verbal pointers to a guy called Booodah

Sweet & Low as a substitute for sugar

Porches full of rockers and swinging chairs

Blue perm rinses

Nasal hairs

Bland white cream on pecan pies

[iii]Hell mad preachers, all wearing ties

Lightest blues

Largest skies

Darkest cheeks

Whitest eyes

De-caff, diet

Racial riot

‘[iv]Look Out’ mountain

What a si-yat

[v]Hillary being pilloried in pounding pulpits

Passion for possession of presidential pundits

AN [vi]ELEPHANT, AN ELEPHANT,

A SMALL PINK PIG

Small English people where everything is big

White-collar necks that [vii]don’t give a fig

Don’t give a fig for a [viii]hot cross bun

Don’t give a fig for a man without a gun

For a man without a gun

Ain’t got no stature

A man without a gun

Don’t like [ix]Mrs. Thatcher

Mrs. Thatcher, Mrs. Thatcher

What a gal!

Ronny Reagan what a pal!

England and America

Bonded ties

England and America

Don’t tell lies

Don’t tell lies about [x]dogs in prison

Don’t tell lies about any ‘ism’

Socialism

Communism

[xi]Baptist schism

Split apart

Break my heart

Separation

Desolation

Bringing down of [xii]evil nation

Evil nation, makes you think!

Blacks and white are on the brink

Ice rink, blue ink, kitchen sink

[xiii]Presidents that cause a stink

High and mighty you may frown

[xiv]I WILL BRING YOU DOWN

Copyright Victor Robert Farrell AKA Purple robert 2015

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