Episodios

  • S4 E8 - So Cool! You're in the Hospital!
    Jul 1 2025

    On this episode, the hosts take a trip down memory lane: They revisit the very first video games they ever played, and then they take a look at "gateway games" that exposed them to new genres or concepts. Tune in as they talk about shiny poop, recount their childhood medical history, and review the rules of alphabetizing!


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    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:00 - Beaten

    01:01:24 - Retired

    01:21:03 - Playing

    01:57:40 - Our First Video Game + Gateway Games

    02:51:44 - Guess the Game

    02:59:25 - Goodbye!


    Games Mentioned:


    Diallo: Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals TimeLia: Ghost of Tsushima (PS5), Forspoken (PS5), Fashion League (Mobile), Influencer Story (Mobile), A Plague Tale: Requiem (PS5), Helldivers 2 (PC), Infinity Nikki (PS5), GTA: Chinatown Wars (Mobile), Harvest Moon (NSO, SNES), Assassin’s Creed III Remastered (PS5), Kind Words 2 (PC), The Pathless (PS5)Matt: Aquadelic GT (PC), Frog Legs (PC), Purple (Mobile), Pinball of the Dead (GBA), Pinball (NES), HEADACHE (PC), The Amazing Spider-Man (GB), The Little Mermaid 2: Pinball Frenzy (GBC), Need for Speed: ProStreet (PC), Backgammon + Checkers + Mills (PC), Murky Divers (PC)Roy: one night, hot springs (PC), Persona 3 Reload (PC), Citizen Sleeper (PC), Drake of the 99 Dragons (PC), Mona and the Witch’s Hat Deluxe (GBC), Mona and the Witch’s Hat (GB), Mario Party 3 (Switch/N64), StarVaders (PC), Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (PC)

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    3 h y 1 m
  • S4 E7 - 900 F*cking Nuts
    Jun 1 2025

    With the release of the Nintendo Switch 2 on the horizon, the hosts take a look back at their experiences with the original Switch console. They go over how the platform affected their gaming and remember favorite titles, but also share criticisms and reasons why one might not have purchased a Switch at all.

    In addition to that, there are also tales of speedrunning the Bible, encountering the mysterious Bubble Bobble Baron, re-experiencing the stress of high school romance, and being nostalgic over stick figure fights. So, stick around!

    This episode is dedicated to all the random chickens crossing our path in life. Cherish them!


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    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com

    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:11 - Beaten

    00:49:44 - Retired

    01:00:11 - Playing

    01:58:11 - Nintendo Switch Retrospective

    03:03:00 - Guess the Game

    03:08:17 - Goodbye!



    Games Mentioned:


    Diallo: Mario’s Picross, Felvidek, Oxenfree, Dinner with an Owl, Tokimeki Memorial: forever with you Emotional, Blue Prince, Mother 3

    Lia: Bubble Bobble 4 Friends: The Baron is Back! (Switch), Nier Automata (PS5), Hollywood Story (mobile), RuPaul’s Drag Race (mobile), Stardew Valley (mobile), The Falconeer, Super Metroid (Switch), Infinity Nikki (PS5), Ghost of Tsushima (PS5), Connect Word (mobile), Influencer Story (mobile), Heave Ho (Switch), Run Jesus Run a.k.a. The 10 Second Gospel (PC)

    Matt: Dead or Alive 6 (PC), Hooters: Road Trip (PS1), Redout: Enhanced Edition (PC), Xiao Xiao No. 2 & 4 & 6 & 9 (PC), Championship Cock Fighter (PC), Time Fcuk (PC), Aqua Moto Racing Utopia (PC), Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom (NES), Backgammon + Checkers + Mills (PC), Murky Divers (PC), Purple (Mobile), Aquadelic GT (PC), Need for Speed: ProStreet (PC)

    Roy: Balatro (PC), Run Jesus Run a.k.a. The 10 Second Gospel (PC), Persona 3 Reload (PC), Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (Switch/GBA), Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (PC), Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword (PC), Summon Night: Swordcraft Story (PC/GBA), Wordle (PC)

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    3 h y 9 m
  • S4 E6 - My Tip Is: Uninstall!
    May 1 2025

    Your S4 hosts are back with another healthy dose of gamer chat! In this episode we share the games we chose for each other to play based on our backlogs, plus our memories of the best, worst, and the weird in licensed and media tie-in video games. Join us for bird games, soundtrack bangers, game hat tricks, sports tangents, a Kardashian or two, and a healthy serving of puns.


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    Email - ⁠hltbpodcast@gmail.com


    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:02 - Beaten

    00:37:28 - Retired

    00:58:03 - Playing

    01:47:31 - Secret Santa

    02:02:01 - Licensed and Media Tie-In Games

    02:41:10 - Guess the Game

    02:49:50 - Goodbye!


    Games Mentioned:

    Diallo: Aviary Attorney, Indika, Mario’s Picross, Felvidek


    Lia: Disney Speedstorm, Snakebird, PowerWash Simulator (DLC only, Spongebob and Shrek), Them’s Fightin’ Herds, Hatris (NES, Game Boy, Famicom, Arcade/TurboGrafx-16), Helldivers 2 (PS5/PC), Infinity Nikki (PS5), Ghost of Tsushima (PS5), Nier: Automatica (PS5)


    Matt: Wakamarina Valley, New Zealand (PC), Hatris (GB) via Tetris Forever (PC), Welltris (DOS) via Tetris Forever (PC), Yeah! You Want "Those Games", Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them! (PC), Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Hacker's Memory (PC), Ailuri (PC), Redout (PC), AEW: Fight Forever (PC), Murky Divers (PC), Purple (Android), Hooters: Road Trip (PS1)


    Roy: Götzendiener (TurboGrafx-16), Little Kitty Big City (PC), Ice Climber (Switch/NES), Balloon Fight (Switch/NES), Super Tennis (Switch/SNES), Persona 3 Reload (PC), Wordle (PC)

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    2 h y 50 m
  • S4 E5 - Victim of the Clown Hype Cycle
    Apr 1 2025

    Between geese, red pandas, killer clowns, and diapers…

    This month’s episode contains an especially eclectic collection of games as we talk about the exciting and the frustrating titles that we’ve been playing recently.

    We also share our experience with tackling the dustiest game on our respective backlogs to see if it really deserved to rot away for so long. How long has it been on there and how was it to finally check it off the list?

    The perfect background noise for your very own spring cleaning!


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    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com

    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental), Bit By Bit Sound (in this episode)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt


    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:49 - Beaten

    01:34:13 - Retired

    02:11:41 - Playing

    03:16:56 - Tackling The Dustiest Backlog Game

    03:41:41 - Guess the Game

    03:46:17 - Goodbye!


    Games Mentioned:

    Diallo: Virtual Goose 5.0, Pokémon TCG Pocket, Dead by Daylight, Mario’s Picross


    Lia: Sackboy: A Big Adventure (PS5), Peggle Extreme, Psych (2014), Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Freshly Frosted, The Birdcage 1-3 (Mobile), Wizard of Wings, A Little to the Left Snack Pack, Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty!, 7 Second Haircuts, Everything is Garbage, The League of Lonely Geologists, Off Day, Friendly Fire, GTA Vice City (PS5), Yeah! You Want "Those Games", Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them! (Switch), The Elder Scrolls: Blades (Switch), Tchia, SELF, Grey Box Testing, Diapers Please!, Ghost of Tsushima (PS5), Crossing Souls, Kind Words 2, I Love Finding Birds, various too similar to differentiate shop simulator games, Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (Genesis), Metroid Zero Mission, Mappy vs Mickey, Oddworld: Soulstorm, Peggle Extreme


    Matt: Celeste (PC), Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion (PC), Smalland (PC), Inertial Drift (PC), Cadde (PC), PISS (PC), Future Aero Racing S Ultra (PC), Monsters, Inc. (PS2), Killer Klowns From Outer Space: The Game (PC), Audiosurf (PC), Audiosurf 2 (PC), Hatris 3D (N64), Minecraft (PC), Ailuri (PC), Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Hacker’s Memory (PC), Redout (PC), Breath of Death VII (PC)

    Roy: GAR-TYPE (PC), Daytona USA (Saturn), Golden Axe (Switch/Genesis), Sega Rally Championship (Saturn), Donkey Kong (Switch/NES), Ridge Racer 64 (Switch/N64), Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride (GBA), Mario 4: Kosmichyeskaya Odissyeya (Genesis), Pokemon Yellow (Game Boy), Kingdom Hearts Final Mix (PC), Fortune’s Favor! (GBA), Double Dragon II: The Revenge (Switch/NES), Snake Rattle ‘n’ Roll (Switch/NES), Golden Axe II (Switch/Genesis), Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel (PC), Dr. Mario (NES), Wordle (PC), Arknights (Mobile), Summon Night: Swordcraft Story (GBA), Metroid: Zero Mission (Switch/GBA), Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones Randomizer (GBA), Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade Randomizer (GBA), Doc Clock and the Toasted Sandwich of Time (PC), Doc Clock: The Toasted Sandwich of Time (PC)

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    3 h y 48 m
  • S4 E4 - Escape the Podcast Motel
    Mar 1 2025

    Hosts Diallo, Lia, Matt, and Roy are back and ready to share the upcoming 2025 releases that have them excited, as well as discuss how they keep up with video game news!

    Tune in to hear their takes on disgusting garbage houses, video games about pop stars, and much, much more!

    HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

    Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com

    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt

    00:00:12 - Intro

    00:00:34 - Beaten

    00:41:12 - Retired

    00:54:15 - Playing

    01:35:50 - What We're Looking Forward to in 2025

    02:26:35 - Guess the Game

    02:36:53 - Goodbye!

    Games Mentioned:

    Diallo: Emio – The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club, Animal Well

    Lia: Poopy Philosophy, Sheepy, Railbound, GTA III (Definitive Edition, PS5), Mimi’s Delivery Dash, NSYNC Get to the Show (GBC), Britney’s Dance Beat (GBA), Boomerang X, Bus Simulator 21, Infinity Nikki, Freshly Frosted, The Geology Game, Abe's Oddysee New N Tasty, Mini Motorways, Marvel Rivals, GTA: Vice City (Definitive Edition, PS5), Crossing Souls, Sackboy: A Big Adventure

    Matt: Disgusting Garbage House Escape (PC), Hot Wheels: Stunt Track Challenge (PS2), Ink (PC), Limbo (PC), Super Meat Boy (PC), Mr. Run and Jump (PC), Carly and the Reaperman (PC), Forspoken (PC), Flambeau Deluxxx (PC), Smalland (PC), Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Hacker’s Memory (PC), Celeste (PC)

    Roy: Delia: The Traveling Witch, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword, Wordle, Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel

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    2 h y 38 m
  • S4 E3 - 2024 HLTB GotM Retrospective
    Feb 1 2025

    On this special episode, we welcome back previous guest and thread master Knalb to look back with us at the "Game of the Month" titles that were chosen by the community throughout 2024 as part of one of the oldest traditions on HowLongToBeat.

    To top it all off, Knalb brought a bunch of interesting facts and numbers for a little trivia game about the statistics of those events!


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    Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com

    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt


    00:00:00 Intro

    00:04:23 What has Knalb been playing recently?

    00:17:38 Pony Island

    00:22:46 Final Fantasy XII

    00:27:40 Return of the Obra Dinn

    00:32:57 Valiant Hearts

    00:37:00 Hatoful Boyfriend

    00:41:23 Ori and the Will of the Wisps

    00:43:45 The World Ends With You

    00:53:24 Sunset Overdrive

    00:56:44 Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

    01:05:04 Bully

    01:12:59 Inside

    01:15:25 Death's Door

    01:20:13 Resident Evil 7

    01:32:25 Doom Eternal

    01:36:12 Outer Wilds

    01:44:50 GOTM Trivia Game

    02:14:45 Conclusion & Looking Forward

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    2 h y 25 m
  • S4 E2 - The Easy-Bake Oven for Dudes
    Jan 1 2025

    Welcome the new year with a look back at the last games Diallo, Lia, Matt and Roy were able to squeeze through under the 2024 deadline. In this episode, the shiny newly minted hosts of the podcast go over the last games they have beaten, retired, and played before debating the pros and cons of the itchmas ’24 lineup.

    Get ready for escape rooms, forgotten horror, snowballs and sleds, lots of falling blocks, super short games, and the dawn of a new era in vtubers?


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    Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com

    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)Graphic design – M4thew and Matt

    00:00:10 - Intro

    00:00:42 - Beaten

    00:53:30 - Retired

    01:04:30 - Playing

    01:39:00 - itchmas December 2024

    02:24:29 - Guess the Game

    02:27:35 - Goodbye!


    Games Mentioned:

    Diallo: Crow Country, Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, Who’s Lila?, Emio - The Smiling Man, Outer Wilds (Echoes of the Eye DLC), Metaphor: ReFantazio

    Lia: Lake: Seasons Greetings, Dredge, Spirit City: Lo Fi Sessions, Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee, Doom Eternal, Dragon Age: Veilguard: Character Creator, Tiny Bookshop Demo, Boomerang X, Red Dead Online, Bus Simulator 21, Infinity Nikki

    Matt: Snow Moto Racing Freedom, Polaris Snocross (PS1 & GBC), Sled Storm (PS1), Ski-Doo Snowmobile Challenge, The Whisperer, That Which Gave Chase, Praey For The Gods, Mission in Snowdriftland, Glacier 3: The Meltdown, Tram Simulator Urban Transit, Liyla and the Shadows of War (Android), Zool: Redimensioned, Via Tetris Forever: Tetris Battle Gaiden (NES), Tetris 2 + Bombliss (NES), Hatris (Famicom/GB//US NES),Tetris (CD-i) (shelved), Tetris Christmas, Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Christmas YT, Via Tetris Forever: Super Tetris 3 (SNES) (shelved), Super Bombliss DX (GBC) (shelved), Igo: Kyū Roban Taikyoku (NES), Tetris [1988] (MS-DOS), Super Tetris 2 + Bombliss (SNES), Super Tetris 2 + Bombliss: Gentei Hen (SNES), Super Bombliss (GB/SNES), Tricky Towers

    Roy: Golf (1984), Donkey Kong Jr., Hearthstone, Live A Live, Holocure, Pokemon Silver, Eragon (GBA), Arknights, Civilization IV, Delia: The Traveling Witch, Tetris DX


    Itchmas 2024: Arcane Beak, P.E. Noire, LODGE, | aka pipe, What Never Was, Creature Packets, Rental, Nightmare Kart, The world had been sad since Tuesday, A Good Gardener, Delia: The Traveling Witch, Pakke-Is, Off-Peak, Sheepy: A Short Adventure

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    2 h y 29 m
  • S4 E1 - Ruining the Legacy
    Dec 1 2024

    A new beginning is upon us as Josh and Paula are ambushed by a set of new voices who are eager to carry the torch into season 4 of the How Long To Beat Podcast!

    In this extra big episode, members of the community Diallo, Lia, Matt and Roy begin the new season with a discussion of some games that shaped them as gamers over the years before going into the classic talking points of the games they have beaten, retired, and played.


    Be ready for dark Pikmin roleplay, Yu-Gi-Oh nerd rage, and the occasional chirp from the new podcast mascot, Lizza the bird!


    HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

    Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

    Email - hltbpodcast@gmail.com

    Music – Ian Edward (intro/outro), Abatage (incidental), call me lethargy. (incidental)

    Graphic design – M4thew and Matt


    00:00:00 - Ambush!

    00:37:05 - Intro

    00:39:10 - Games That Shaped Us

    02:00:27 - Beaten

    02:49:57 - Retired

    03:08:07 - Playing

    03:36:23 - Soap Box: Roy on Yu-Gi-Oh!

    03:42:41 - Goodbye!


    Games Mentioned:


    Diallo: 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim, Pokémon HG/SS, We <3 Katamari, Hypnospace Outlaw, Resident Evil 2, Famicom Detective Club: The Missing Heir, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Dead by Daylight, Pokemon TCGP, Crow Country


    Lia: The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past, GTA: San Andreas, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island, The Last Of Us, Echoes of Wisdom, i’ll be brave tomorrow, We Are OFK, Winnie the Pooh, Railbound, Growing Up, Lake: Season’s Greetings (DLC), Dredge, Doom Eternal, Death’s Door


    Matt: Grounded, F-Zero, Inscryption, Spore, Die Maus, Tetris (Game Boy), Shinkansen 0, Tanuki Sunset, Escape Memoirs: Mini Stories, Gubble Buggy Racer, Super Tetris, Tetris 2, Acorn Pinball, Little Mermaid 2: Pinball Frenzy, Yoshi, Snow Moto Racing Freedom, Pinball of the Dead


    Roy: Summon Night: Swordcraft Story, Persona 3: FES, Pikmin 2, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Automobili Lamborghini, Helltaker, Star Fox 64, Cruis’n USA, Cruis’n World, Pokemon FireRed, Urban Champion, Sonic Adventure 2, Hearthstone, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3, Wordle, Sonic Generations

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    3 h y 44 m