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Season 6 is back in action like a descendant of the prophet Muhammad claiming to be the leader of the revolution against the sinful chaos that engulfs our world. It's wild that god in all his infinite wisdom couldn't foresee the struggles of man beyond the tidbits of "Y'all figure it out" he left sprinkled around the globe. Earth is basically an escape room ran by a complete psychopath with clues too obscure to mean a them damn thing. Won't you join us, friend?

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Did you guys know that it's impossible to survive inside of a whale for much more than a few minutes? Yeah, apparently there's just not enough room in there to build a fire which doesn't make sense to me because I've seen Pinocchio and there was definitely enough room in there for a Full size human, and a puppet, and I think Cleo was even there, but I can't be sure. I'll tell you one thing. If you're gonna be in the belly of a whale, you're going to want to bring a cat, because there's gonna be a lot of fish parts in there with you. But also, don't bring the cat if you want it to live, because IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SURVIVE BEING INSIDE OF A WHALE FOR THREE DAYS. Won't you join us, friends?

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Hi folks. It's Jason. I bet you're wondering where Shauncey is, and to be honest, so am I. I would absolutely love to feel like this entire podcast wasn't resting directly on my back, but if there's one thing I know I can do, it's carry a load. This episode brought to you by Big Math: Making numbers fun since 2001. Enjoy.