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This week we discuss a bizarre late season episode where Roxanne's dad kills a man in cold blood, Ashlee Simpson breaks up with Simon for 10 minutes, Morgan and Patricia gaslight the Camdens, and Ben still won't leave.

Greg Drank: Silver Branch Glass Castle Pilsner

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This week on the show, Annie becomes the overbearing wedding planner, Roxanne's detective dad doesn't get under Chandler's skin, Ashlee Simpson actually likes Simon more than a beloved family friend, and Ben (he's still on the show?) loses his trained fire rescue dog and tries to cover it up.

Greg drank the "Stand Up" cocktail, which is 6 different combinations of mix drink designed by ChatGPT. Listen for details.

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This week on the show it's Valentine's Day. Lucy's "plot" sort of peaks, but barely anything else of note happens. Ben still won't leave.

Greg Drank:

Corralejo Tequila with Q Mixers Premium Ginger Ale

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Join us as 7th Heaven once again teaches us about the dangers of smoking. This episode has everything: classic "issue of the week" chaos, plot twists, and lectures! Unfortunately Lucy is still there though.

We drank a special cocktail this week, the "Smoking Lemon":

Mezcal, Lemon Juice, Honey Syrup, Bitters, and Cointreau

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This week on the show, the issue is jury duty . . . for the second time. The B plots include, a fight with Ashlee Simpson we didn't understand and Annie being really weird about Eric's therapist-patient confidentiality. Also Roxanne gets slashed with a knife.

We drank:

Water

Iced Coffee (Lost Sock Roasters, DC)

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This is an episode about very sloppy plot devices and cystic fibrosis. A substantial amount of the runtime is dedicated to horseback riding montages.

We drank - water!

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This week on the show: no one is successfully resting on Sunday, Simon and Ashlee Simpson are stressing about discussing their sex plans with their parents, Roxanne and Chandler spontaneously get together, Lucy is not able to stalk them as much as she might wish, and Eric seems to have a change of heart, but I guess not.

We drank:

Decoy Merlot 2022

Water

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This week on the show we discuss an episode that is almost entirely about Usher's special guest starring role. We are also introduced to an amazing new Glen Oak location - Club Minor!

Drinks:

Morgan - Choya Plum Wine

Greg - San Pellegrino Blood Orange Zero and Plymouth Gin

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