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TRANSIT 17

Before I even start I know this movie is going to be bag of horse dicks. It is going to be so bad my apartment will need fumigating.

After a virus infected France, Belgium and the Netherlands a team of resistance soldiers trying to safe a young girl who seems to be their last hope for a cure.

3/10 on IMDB

A terrible movie, absolutely mindbogglingly bad. The plot is muddled at best, although I shouldn't say that since to be honest, there is really no plotl. It is just a mess of different locations where the protagonists travel through and meet new characters you will not care about nor ever see again. With the lack of a plot you will not care about any of the characters, except maybe to root for their deaths and even when characters die it is still so unsatisfying. Also the camera shots are so dull and grey, that's it's like somebody put a polarizing film over it. And the acting is so wooden that actual planks with faces painted on them would have done a better job and you would have cared more about since a plank getting shit is a waste of a good potential coffee table. As a final now, I'm pretty sure that the writers of this piece of crap completely do not understand what an open ending means. Here's a hint to them, it's not just cutting it off and fading to black.

How was this movie made? That is the first question. The zombies are incidental. And the elite resistance alpha squad led by the very unconvincing director/writer/star Tex get wiped out or captured easily. Their status as the best squad in the resistance is ludicrous, but not as ludicrous as the muscle bound freak of a villain, known as the commander, who walks around in a tactical vest so pumped up on steroids he can barely move.

What a bag of shit. If I could liken this movie to anything it would be the vanity project of an untalented Dutchman. Made no sense. No one was any good. Nothing was redeemable about this. I want the time back I wasted on it.

I have two words to saw to Tex, (in awful Dutch/Texan accent) FUCK OFF!

1.5/10