🎙️ Episode 2: Childhood Trauma… I'll Give You Something to Cry About! Welcome to your weekly group therapy disguised as a podcast. In this episode, Drizzy and T-Money take a hilarious (and slightly unhinged) trip down memory lane to unpack the chaos of growing up in the 90s and early 2000s.

From weird house rules like “only milk or water on spaghetti night” to concussions no one treated and parental threats that could’ve been song lyrics or felony charges, the duo asks the real question: Was that trauma… or just Tuesday?

Featuring:

• Blood trails to school

• Death threats disguised as discipline

• Plastic jungle gyms that doubled as near-death experiences

• And moms who doubled as defense attorneys and prosecutors

Grab your Capri Sun and your emotional baggage — this one’s messy, funny, and probably explains a lot about who we are today.

Welcome to the first episode of the Don't Sneeze on Me podcast with Drizzy and T-Money!

🎙️ Episode 1 – Forrestina & Jeff: If the Roles Were Reversed

In this premiere episode of Don't Sneeze on Me, Drizzy and T-Money ask the real question: What if Forrest Gump was a woman... and Jenny was a man? Would their twisted love story still tug at America’s heartstrings—or would we finally call it what it is: deeply problematic?

We dig into the messy, chaotic relationship between Forrestina and Jeff—the emotionally unstable, guitar-strumming guy who disappears for years, shows up unannounced, and drops a kid on your porch like a package from UPS.

From emotional manipulation to gaslighting in a crop top, we unpack:

• Would Jeff still be seen as “misunderstood” or just straight-up trash?

• Is Forrestina’s undying loyalty sweet… or seriously concerning?

• What happens when the manic pixie dream girl is actually a dude with commitment issues?

It’s not just a gender swap—it’s a full-on red flag parade. Tune in and decide: Would you still root for this love story if the shoe (and the emotional damage) was on the other foot?