We break down week one of Love Island USA and the surprise Survivor crossover, dish hot takes on Paige DeSorbo leaving Summer House, and spiral into the rise of nipple honesty on the internet (Kylie, Alex, Kristen—we see you). From viral beaded sardine bags at TJ Maxx to the great bandage dress comeback, we’re hitting every trend, every drama, every sweaty summer dilemma.

✨ Timestamps for your listening pleasure:

• [00:03:00] Natalie Reynolds TikTok drama: influencer canceled over a lake prank

• [00:07:45] Love Island USA week one recap: who's hot, who's flopping, and the mom everyone’s watching

• [00:23:00] Bandage dresses and the new club uniform: are we bringing back the 2010s?

• [00:24:45] Surprise! Love Island and Survivor film on the same island??

• [00:26:50] The "Jeremiah Effect": is one Bravo producer ruining every show?

• [00:33:15] Paige DeSorbo exits Summer House—what it means for Giggly Squad

• [00:49:15] The bandage dress age debate: cute or cursed?

• [01:00:00] Viral beaded bags: from sardines to tomatoes, we’re obsessed

• [01:01:45] The boob job transparency trend: thanks Kylie

• [01:07:00] Ozempic, Botox, and our era of ✨non-gatekeeping✨

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On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, I’m flying solo—Chloe had a family emergency, so it’s just me, a jalapeño sauv blanc, and way too many opinions.

I talk about my family trip to Destin and how sometimes a vacation isn’t actually relaxing (especially when you’re sharing a house with six adults and a Scorpio moon). I spiral about why Millennials can’t take PTO without guilt, even though we earn that time off. Then I dive into the haunted fashion trend of the moment: Labubu dolls. Why do I kind of want one?? What are they? Are we being punk’d?

We also talk about Hailey Bieber selling Rhode to E.L.F. Beauty and what that means in a recession—do we still care about ingredients or is it just packaging and vibes now?

And finally, I give a dramatic recap of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 2, because obviously. The cheating, the chaos, the group chat energy—it’s giving Bravo but Utah-coded.

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On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe reports back from Point Fest with all the chaos, from no-stage-overlap efficiency (hot) to seeing alt rock legends still kicking it from the 90s. We spiral into a full identity crisis over our actual ages (wait… how old are we again?), question the new “gingers are Black” trend (we’re confused, but intrigued), and investigate the nipple bra saga (Kimmy, be serious). Plus: swimsuit propaganda, jorts trauma, iced coffee as a personality, quiet luxury, and a Real Housewives rewatch that ends with a Scary Island deep dive.

If your thighs chafe and your iced coffee sweats more than you do, this one’s for you. 💅

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This week I’m joined (remotely!) by Chloe after she got fully wrecked by a St. Louis pothole 💀 We talk about the return of skinny jeans (are we mentally ready?), why heatless curls are my personality now, and the terrifying possibility that bump-its might be back. Then we spiral into the whole Taylor Swift subpoena situation (what even??), dissect Blake Lively’s cringey “dragon” text, and try to figure out what the hell is happening on Summer House. Also… should we pitch a Lindsay Hubbard spinoff called Hub House? Probably. Enjoy the chaos 💋

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Welcome to another episode of Delusional Bitch Juice!

We're diving deep into the outrageous fashion marathon that was the first weekend of May: The Met Gala, Cinco de Mayo, the Derby, and yes, we even got a bit of Star Wars Day action (May the fourth be with you!).

Join us as we break down our top looks, give some honorable mentions (or dishonorable, Zendaya - looking at you), and ponder the Kardashian's unexpected low-profile appearance.

Expect unfiltered hot takes, some fashion shade, and all the pop culture gossip you crave.

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00:00 Introduction and Busy Weekend Recap

00:46 Top Looks from the Met Gala

01:11 Honorable Mentions and Hot Takes

01:53 Zendaya's Controversial Outfit

06:18 Kardashians at the Met Gala

09:38 Favorite Looks and Final Thoughts

16:31 Conclusion and Sign-Off

What happens in a conclave, and why does it sound like it needs to be our next most watched reality tv show?

ChapGPT is becoming my bestie who is a therapist, administrative assistant, and professional gardener. Heather's ChatGPT actually named itself...

What is recession-core and why are we kind of loving it?

Was Amazon trying to be petty when they told Trump it was going to display tariff prices? We think yes.

Deep dive with us on all of the above in this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice.

On this episode, Heather and Chole discuss their personal updates, including wedding planning challenges, job transitions, and reflections on reality TV. They share insights on navigating relationships, the creative process behind content creation, and their thoughts on pop culture. What this episode is about:

• Wedding planning can be overwhelming and bring out unexpected challenges.
• Reality TV often reflects real-life relationship dynamics and struggles.
• Job transitions can lead to new opportunities and personal growth.
• Creative ventures can be a fun outlet for self-expression.
• Pop culture discussions can reveal deeper insights into societal norms.
• Navigating relationships requires understanding and communication.
• Planning a wedding on a budget is a relatable challenge for many.
• The importance of maintaining a work-life balance during major life changes.
• Content creation can be a collaborative and enjoyable process.
• Personal growth often comes from navigating difficult situations.

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On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe and I recap our chaotic Easter and 420 festivities, including the unhinged moment a man screamed at me in UPS (because of course he did). We get into our current weight loss mindsets and the emotional rollercoaster of wedding planning—spoiler: registries are a scam. Then we spiral into conspiracy territory: Did the Pope’s death open an alien portal? Why are celebs suddenly obsessed with UFOs? And what is the Vatican really hiding? We also break down the latest drama from Summer House and The Valley, because nothing says Sunday scaries like watching toxic couples fight on TV. Reality shows may be fake, but the emotional damage is real.

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A Little Timeline for Your Short Attention Span

(00:00) Celebrating Earth Day and 420

(02:05) Weekend Updates and UPS Drama

(06:02) Easter Celebrations and Adulting

(10:00) Weight Loss Journeys and Body Positivity

(12:00) Wedding Planning Woes

(12:59) Conspiracy Theories and the Pope

(20:00) Aliens, Portals, and Celebrity Hijinks

(21:41) Alien Enthusiasts and Celebrity Sightings

(26:46) Summer Prep and Cart Confessions

(33:51) Wedding Registries and Adulting Essentials

(40:10) Sweaty Girl Summer Essentials

(41:04) Nostalgic Hair Trends and Claw Clips

(44:18) Beauty Products and Recession Indicators

(45:27) Reality TV Updates: The Bachelor Universe

(49:39) The Valley Recap: Relationships and Drama

(56:44) Generational Changes in Family Planning