Episodios

  • Rob’s addicted to Vinted
    Jul 8 2025

    Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough!


    Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier.


    And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin’ in early. Fancy renting our Decommissioned Bucket? apply here: contact@decommissioned.co.uk


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    31 m
  • Balls On A Train Toilet seat
    Jul 1 2025

    On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours?


    Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since.


    Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic.








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    24 m
  • Rachel Wants To Be A Postman
    Jul 1 2025

    In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on…


    Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-through? Can you claim starting a cut through?


    We’ve come up with a brand-new Netflix show, but warning: you’ll never look at your neighbour the same again!!




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    23 m
  • The Rob, Rach & Wingman Reunion
    Jul 1 2025

    After almost twenty years of never going longer than two weeks apart, join us for the moment the guys see each other again for the first time since the sacking.


    Who's cried the most, has anyone got a job yet and whose head allegedly smells of arse?


    Is Rachel REALLY selling her Knickers?


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    26 m