Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave seeing the hooker out by the freeway exit ramp, Dave almost slipped and fell on spray in bathroom, The Dickmatizer and his lady are pregnant with twins, top toughest jobs in America, guy is trying to figure out if brother is his son, sexual harassment lawsuit at a police department, woman grabbed by gator out of her canoe, planes hit each other on runway, update on the guy who is accused of trying to kidnap a kid at Walmart, Peacock named Bob escapes, Florida Gators basketball coach signs extension, fan catches HR ball and loses it, NBA and NHL playoffs, Kentucky Derby winner won’t be in next race, Timothee Chalamet watches Knicks game instead of Met Gala, Jennifer Aniston gate crasher update, Andy Richter says he can’t afford weight loss drugs, latest popcorn bucket for Mission Impossible, Blues Brothers universe in the works, Roger Daltrey told fan to shut up, Ozzy says he is retired for sure after final show, woman’s pet raccoon holds meth pipe, man legally goes on walks naked, naked man roaming around neighborhood at night, man arrested for threatening people with rifle that turned out to be bong, trucker crashed and dangled off overpass, lady recreated the sound of car crashing during news interview, Nevada the kinkiest state, farmer discovered bank balance error making him richest man in world, van ran motorcycle off the road in road rage incident, DoorDash driver asking for directions gets shot, woman impersonates police officer when customer parks in reserved parking spot, former cop busted robbing a bank, man gave someone $20 from Jesus and stole their Rolex, woman lets neighborhood cat in house and he doesn’t want to leave, another fighter jet falls into Red Sea, woman got stuck in tree trying to rescue cat, most pets have a precise meal time, Burger King false advertising lawsuit, man broke Burger King plexiglass barrier demanding his food, Pokémon card sells for $213k, old woman’s excuse for stealing from Walmart, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about airline prank and massage names prank, something sexy now that wasn’t 20 years ago, old man killed by bear while walking dog, Footlocker shooting, Newark Airport air traffic control issues, convicted murderer goes missing, Florida couple try to flee during drug bust on scooter, RIP Skype, poop in butter?, fight at Pittsburgh Pirates game, Michael Strahan looking to buy New York Giants, medical emergency at Kentucky Derby, Diddy Trial, Jennifer Aniston’s home gate crasher, Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas spotted out again, Final Destination sets record for oldest person on fire in movie, Mr. Deep Fakes shutting down, Gallagher brothers drama, random song stuck in Dave’s head, man peed in holy water at church, French woman freaked out at Florida airport, machete-wielding woman in 2 road rage incidents, hidden cameras at fire station, Arkansas winery hidden camera, hidden camera found in home, stuff women care about that men don’t, man moves in with squatters, gender reveal bomb at rental house, Walmart fake ring switch-a-roo, kid accidentally orders 70k suckers on Amazon, would you tell someone if they had bad breath?, Junk Food Roundup: cotton candy Sprite at McDonald’s, sun kissed Ritz crackers, Tropicana Spicy Lemonade, US Army recruiting for space warriors, electric shock in man’s fillings, lady missing for decades found, kangaroo on the loose, would you give your pet time from your life in exchange?, mother and daughter graduate college together, serial driveway pooper, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Andy’s unsweetened tea, fake food you could never give up, driver stopped in middle of freeway when they missed their exit, Lamborghini yacht sinks, train manager stole money to convert the office into personal apartments, man jumped into river to save someone, update on guy who fell at baseball game, fan made catch at ballpark as his daughter covered his eyes, NBA and NHL playoffs, Kentucky Derby, old man plays basketball, jury selection for Diddy trial, Ozempic mouth, Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock new movie, family discovered time capsule of Jason Bateman’s family, ET scene that nearly happened, Lady Gaga live show breaks a record, guy sets his pants on fire for music video, old woman drove her car right into a house, former highway patrol captain grabbed flight attendant’s butt, art institute director gets nude, naked man broke into church, drunk man wandering around in just a t-shirt, man called out for sleeping in underwear in shared room with co-worker, praise kink, man set fire to his face 2 times in same night so he could watch firefighters, guy who was leaving jugs of pee still on loose, man had 3 wives in 3 counties, small plane crashes at golf course, update on guy who offered to help woman at Walmart, update on older lady who wandered into the woods, man found rare diamond, stripper falls to her death during lap dance, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Days, Facebook Marketplace ad for creepy homemade doll, things that improved your quality of life, woman tried to hit school crossing guard with her car, man shoves shopping cart into passing cyclist, massive delays at Newark International Airport, man says a glass flower vase started a house fire, snake on a beach, barber celebrates 50 years working at the same place, MLB fan fell from stands, NBA and NHL playoffs, Bill Belichick, Hulk Hogan’s dark stubble look, Diddy offered plea deal, police shoot guitarist of band Possessed, TV weather reporter’s fight against deep fake porn, Thunderbolts, Jeremy Renner salary, Steve from Blue’s Clues, update on lady who had diarrhea on a car during road rage incident, guy accused of filming teen in Target dressing room, naked man found in hot tub, neighbor throwing bottles of urine and trash at homes, man arrested after altercation at Dairy Queen, guy forced his way behind restaurant counter to steal money, old man scammed out of money from his bank account, guy started business renting himself out as a do-nothing friend, chubby mermen in Chinese aquarium, Ask Dave and Chuck, she thinks she might be dating the infamous foot sniffer, conditioned boyfriend to expect sex after high-fives, tracking a family member, asking parents about funeral arrangements ahead of time, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about social media holidays for the week and month, woman has diarrhea on a car during road rage incident, the worst favor to ask for is moving help, swatting pranks in Metro Detroit, man still recovering more than a year after bear attack, woman storms cockpit on a plane, airline using shark skin to increase efficiency, woman lost $45K in car dealer cloning scam, firefighters save the life of a couple’s dog from choking, king vulture chick hatches at zoo, John Elway was driving a golf cart when friend fell off and later died, NFL fined Atlanta Falcons for prank call, rumors that Bill Belichick got engaged, 1000lbs Sister got bit by camel, Katy Perry thanks fan for support, Billy Corgan’s tea shop gets run into again, Michael Bolton has brain cancer, why Yoda speaks backwards, fully functional tumbler Batmobile, The Match Game is coming back, Fyre Festival is cancelled and the brand is up for sale, prison guard had threesome with inmates, NYPD wanted poster with woman’s cleavage showing, strip club in Detroit shutdown after letting minors inside, strip club stories, GM of restaurant busted robbing his own restaurant, woman caught speeding with 2-year-old in the car, $800K worth of dimes spilled on highway, 11 guys facing charges after hazing new member of lacrosse team, guy drives his Jeep into water, kid accidentally damaged an expensive painting, guy didn’t wash thrift store clothes before washing them and got skin condition, burger making bots debuted at restaurant, weird smell in model’s hotel room turned out to be strange man in her room, woman gets stabbed after argument at food court, porta potty takes to the air and slams into a ref, woman suing theme park for being injured by a wave, hair loss drug side effects, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about words that people like to mispronounce intentionally, Chuck as a boat cop, how an old guy got link scammed, a dog who survived for 500 days alone on an island, Eli Manning’s plan to buy a part ownership for The Giants, Jeremy Renner talks about his snow machine accident, what Michael Jackson did that made Freddy Mercury not want to work with him, the restaurant owner who chased down a customer who didn’t tip, a dude who got charged by a polar bear, the police chief who falsely came out as gay to cover up his affair, a perv who was taking up skirt photos at a Hobby Lobby, a massive brawl onboard a cruise ship, a swingers club that is fighting to stay open, deep fake porn, a surfing festival for dogs and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave getting startled by one of his neighbors, the dumbest reasons people have become famous in the US, update on deadly boat crash, teen girls run over by lifeguard at the beach, shoplifter in stolen U-Haul runs guy over, update on the Brinks truck that lost money, blackout in Spain causing chaos, Shilo Sanders signs with new agent, NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, Washington Nationals pups at the park night on same night as fireworks, tennis instructor suing driverless car company for driving off with his equipment, 100 meter dash 80 and over, Diddy defense says he was wasted when he abused people, Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds over Taylor’s involvement in Blake Lively lawsuit, guy with small talk show in Maine has David Letterman as final guest, rumors of a Golden Girls reboot with Tina Fey are fake, Martha Stewart admits she has never used Uber Eats, foot perv comes to open houses to touch real estate agents’ feet, pizza shop worker accused of secretly taping people in bathroom, stranger keeps sneaking into family’s home to use pool, bank robber, woman throws box of cookies to fend off a bear, man crawled into croc enclosure for selfies, nurse created OnlyFans content while on duty, man standing in his underwear in NYC to raise money for engagement ring, student rescued from same mountain twice, police officer stopped boat that was going 45mph after driver was thrown from boat, man stole co-worker’s cellphone and sent her nudes to his phone, couple arrested for string of chicken thefts, man receives Neurolink implant, Jawbreaker candy breaks woman’s jaw, what artificial dyes are being replaced with, jalapenos are less spicy than they used to be, pigs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a chubby horny guy showing up at the wrong address for meet up, man who cleaned a king’s b-hole for nearly 30 years, guy with fat deposit that looks like 3rd ball on Dr. Pimple Popper, delivery driver thought sleeping dog was dead, woman who works as dog chaperone at weddings, boat crashed into a ferry, boat crashes and flips, boat takes to the skies while trying to break speed boat record, 3 bags of money stolen from Brinks truck, homeowner discovered camera watching his home, guy was attacked by bobcat while out hunting turkey, turkey flew into windshield while guy was driving, turkey wandering around NYC, birthday wishes for man who just turned 100, woman won $3M lotto prize after she had a lucky feeling, NFL Draft, Bill Belichick and GF, Sperm Race recap, Hallmark’s football love story in Buffalo, Honey Boo Boo sold rights to her life for Lifetime movie, Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame announcement, 88-year-old woman fled scene after driving car into mobility scooter of another old lady, man flinging bags of human feces at people, female plane passenger stripped nude and pooped on seat, two guys fighting in airport bathroom while another guy is pooping in stall, snake fell into woman’s margarita at Mexican restaurant, internal bra, app for someone to come pick up and do your laundry, man leads police on chase to see if they would chase you going over 100mph, guy with ‘F Around and Find Out security’ sign in yard, kids throwing Play-Do at cars end up in fight, senior assassin game, guy who sat next to a pooper on a plane calls in, woman said she caught herpes from holding karaoke mic too close to mouth, accused drug dealer hid weed in Easter Eggs, disgruntled Disney employee who hacked menu gets sentenced, Amazon delivery driver stole a birthday cake from someone’s garage, and more!