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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

De: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell

    309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell
    Jul 5 2025
    In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part…

    🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?

    We also get into:

    The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️
    Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)
    Sports uniform malfunctions
    Ridiculous Black family superstitions
    And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!

    This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.

    👇 Drop a comment:
    What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs?

    🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos!

    00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs
    01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀
    04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap
    07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂
    10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants
    13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!
    18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)
    21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read
    23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk
    26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks
    30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions
    35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies
    39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams
    42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks
    44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked
    46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias
    47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢
    51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!
    54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos
    58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬

    S/O to BetterHelp
    https://www.betterhelp.com/diys

    #DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast
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    1 h y 18 m
  • 308: Roasts That Never Die, Tyler Perry Villains & AI Gone Too Far | DIYS Podcast

    308: Roasts That Never Die, Tyler Perry Villains & AI Gone Too Far | DIYS Podcast
    Jun 26 2025
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

    🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture.

    🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things!

    👕 Sponsored by:
    BetterHelp
    https://www.betterhelp.com/diys

    Green Chef
    https://www.greenchef.com/50diys and use code 50DIYS

    💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments!

    🎧 Available on all podcast platforms.
    📱 Follow us on social:

    Patrick Cloud: @PatrickCloudChannel
    Tahir Moore: @tahirmoore
    Producer Hippie Goals: @HippieGoals

    📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles:
    00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy
    01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand
    05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere
    06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes
    08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real
    12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread
    17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO
    19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains
    22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film
    25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With
    26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂
    31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny
    34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes
    45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense
    48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback?
    52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line
    55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life
    58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New
    01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out

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    #ChatGPT
    #AIHumor
    #AIDangers
    #DeepfakeDrama
    #ArtificialIntelligence
    #FutureTech
    #ScarySmart
    #NerdLife
    #CosplayFails
    #AnimeFandom
    #WordAssociationGame
    #GamerTalk
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    #TylerPerryVillains
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    #KillmongerWasRight
    #JoffreyBaratheon
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    #AstrologyTalk
    #ZodiacVibes
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    1 h y 9 m
  • 307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis

    307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis
    Jun 19 2025
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲 @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲 @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲 @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲 @HippieGoals https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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    1 h y 7 m
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