Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about tariffs, the word "crotch," wedgies, jiu-jitsu defense, Ryan’s friend Ankur, extorting your dorm-mates, and getting the oil changed (not a euphemism).

Come see Ryan live:

May 21 - Ottawa

May 22 - Toronto

May 23 - Waterloo

May 24 - Hamilton

June 19-22 - Phoenix

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton

Sept 19 - Philadelphia

Sept 20 - Washington DC

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis

Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)

Dec 6 - Mahomet, I'll (with Nick)

Ryan and Nick talk about OnlyFans comedy specials, weird old insults and creepy old lyrics. bad negotiators, and Carvana.

Come see Ryan live:

May 21 - Ottawa

May 22 - Toronto

May 23 - Waterloo

May 24 - Hamilton

June 19-22 - Phoenix

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton

Sept 19 - Philadelphia

Sept 20 - Washington DC

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis

Dec 5 - Chicago

Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL

Ryan and Nick talk about 100 Men vs a Silverback Gorilla/Hippo/Polar Bear, parents vs Google, surprise parties, conspiracy theories, another weird hypothetical and Rank Them.

Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner:

May 21 - Ottawa - Speakeasy

May 22 - Toronto - Comedy Bar

May 23- Waterloo - Comedy Bar

24 - Hamilton, ON - Levity

June 19-22 - Phoenix - Rick Bronson's House of Comedy

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton - The Comic Strip

Sept 19 - Philadelphia - Next In Line

Sept 20 - Washington DC - Details coming

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC - House of Comedy

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis - House of Comedy

Dec 5 - Chicago - Details coming

Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL - Details coming

Ryan and Nick talk about Nick’s fart doctor, elective surgeries, living overseas, and super powers.

Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner:

May 21 - Ottawa - Speakeasy

May 22 - Toronto - Comedy Bar

May 23-24 - Hamilton, ON - Levity

June 19-22 - Phoenix - Rick Bronson's House of Comedy

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton - The Comic Strip

Sept 19 - Philadelphia - Next In Line

Sept 20 - Washington DC - Details coming

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC - House of Comedy

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis - House of Comedy

Dec 5 - Chicago - Details coming

Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL - Details coming

Nick and Ryan talk about a spooky delivery, what it would take for you to eat Jimmy John's at a stranger's funeral, Rank Them, and more.

Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner:

May 21 - Ottawa - Speakeasy

May 22 - Toronto - Comedy Bar

May 23-24 - Hamilton, ON - Levity

June 19-22 - Phoenix - Rick Bronson's House of Comedy

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton - The Comic Strip

Sept 19 - Philadelphia - Next In Line

Sept 20 - Washington DC - Details coming

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC - House of Comedy

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis - House of Comedy

Dec 5 - Chicago - Details coming

Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL - Details coming

Nick and Ryan talk about reasoning with sharks, resurrecting the dire wolf, and the greatest tv show idea ever.

Nick and Ryan talk about Nick's trip home, his parents growing up in a different era of entertainment, an odd receipt to have and to keep, Costco, and of course some fun hypotheticals and Rank Them.

Nick and Ryan talk about catalytic converters, non-alcoholic beer, audience warm-up, therapy, Elon Musk, and other stuff.