📜 YouTube Description:
Hey, welcome to the Tech-Mex Podcast!
We’re your hosts Eric & Mando, and this is Episode Ochenta y Dos — bringing you the top stories in Bitcoin, Tech, and Wealth, so you can own 5% of all Bitcoins. ~ Dale

This week's highlights:
🚀 Bitcoin Breaks $95K!

• Weekly growth at 12.2%
• Driven by rate cut expectations and a weakening U.S. dollar
• Bitcoin shines as a safe-haven asset amid tariff chaos
• Some experts hint Bitcoin could soon play a role in global trade settlements

🏛️ U.S. Bitcoin Reserve Bill Update:

• President Trump’s executive order to create a national Bitcoin reserve is two weeks from finalization.
• Strategy (Michael Saylor’s company) buys another $555M of Bitcoin — now holding 2.6% of all Bitcoins!

⚡ Tesla & Tech News:

• Eric’s Cybertruck hubcap drama 😂
• Scientists develop a carbon-14 battery that could last 5,700 years without recharging (seriously).
• Touchable 3D Holograms — no glasses needed!

📈 S&P 500 Update:

• Tech stocks now make up 27% of the S&P — up from 5% in 2002.

🚗 FTC Sues Uber:

• Uber One subscription trickery? Unauthorized charges and a 32-step cancellation process! FTC brings the hammer down.

🪨 Space Oddities:

• NASA’s Perseverance rover discovers a weird dark rock called "Skull Hill" on Mars. Volcanic? Transported by ancient rivers? Scientists are still scratching their heads.

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