The explosion wasn’t just in-game. This week, we open with some real talk: Forge, Foundry, and automation burnout. Step-Daddy’s done with spell points and system-bogging features that break more often than they help. So it’s back to basics—less fixing code, more building chaos.

Then it’s into the sewers, where Bramble sparks a methane-fueled disaster that sends the party scrambling. Miku and Tim dive into sewer water. Cliff narrowly escapes. Nefir stands still and waits for God. By the end, hair is scorched, dignity is gone, and at least one beard is half missing.

The group rinses off, reports to the council, and signs up to escort a caravan north—for 60 gold. Orcs attack. Oxen panic. Eldritch blasts fly. And through it all, the trail to Londe stretches ahead... along with whatever’s waiting at the bastion.

The board resets, but nothing is the same. Nefir returns with shadows in his eyes and a new pact binding his soul. As the party reels from sacrifice, the tower doors open—not with triumph, but with tragedy. Inside waits Nero, a child sculpted by grief and sharpened by the Jester’s bargain.

What follows is a spiral of guilt, ghosts, and games half-played. The king is dead. Long live the king. Yet even victory stings when the enemy simply steps sideways through the fabric of reality, laughing. From the echo of Nero’s scythe to the sewers below, the players march on—straight into the breath of a rotting dragon.

This episode is dense with loss, grit, and fury. Join the Dungeon Step-Daddy and Dungeon God as they unravel Session 34’s emotional gut punch, high-stakes gambits, and undead revelations. And stick around for the final question... where do we go from here?

The castle bleeds gold, the Queen moves like a blade through silk, and the board demands its price.

In this chapter of Attack of Opportunity, the adventurers face a burning gauntlet of traps, leaping platforms, and animated structures that strike like rooks. Just as breath becomes precious, a winged horror descends—Mecoo falls in a single blow, exhaustion sets in, and spells are cast with blood. Desperation leads to a plea for rest… but the Jester doesn’t grant rest. He trades for it.

One sacrifice. One name erased from the board.

And yet, as Session 33 ends, the piece returns—changed, quiet, and carrying something new.