After chatting about the viral Coldplay kiss cam scandal, we talked about some less dramatic life-changing ways to embarrass yourself!

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The Big Dumper, Cal Raleigh, is now a spokesperson for a porta potty company, and a listener texted in to inform us of a local porta potty company with a GREAT name!

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Originally Aired July 18, 2025: ESPN play-by-play pimp Clay Matvick. Coldplay made two new singles. Everything you wanna know about flair-play.

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While discussing the least offensive curse words, Josh shared a story about when he wasn't allowed to go out for recess because of his foul mouth!

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Nick asked the HAMS Crew and Members of The Brother/Sisterhood if they would leave their partner for one million dollars and we found out that most people would!

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Originally Aired July 17, 2025: Rent a Grandma. Orgy at the Montessori. Everything you wanna know about leaving your spouse for one meeeellion dollars.

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Listeners helped us come up with fun things to do with Byron Buxton once he eventually becomes our friend!

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Dana is convinced that when Nick, Josh, and Ashley are laughing and having fun in their studio, it's at his expense. We may have found a solution!

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