In this episode, we’re diving deep into the zodiac signs of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives cast and things get... cosmically unhinged. Think: chaotic Geminis, emotional Pisces covens, Saturn returns in full swing, and a Leo who may or may not be launching a perfume line called Unbothered.

We explore:

🔮 The Sun signs of each wife and how they show up in the drama

♄ Who's in their Saturn return and what it's bringing to the surface

♻️ Which wife is the most dangerous during Mercury retrograde (you already know)

✨ Compatibility breakdowns, emotional chaos rankings, and intuitive archetypes that go way beyond basic astrology

Whether you’re astrology-obsessed, reality TV curious, or just here for the tea-with-a-side-of-transits, this is a wild, playful, soul-coded ride. Cannot wait to hear your thoughts!

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