You ever get the ick so bad your body physically recoiled? Same. This week we are diving into the weird, petty, and painfully specific moments that took us from obsessed to repulsed - like pulling out a flashlight during sex. These are the little ticks he didn’t think twice about, but we knew we’d never cum again.

This week, we’re putting on our rose-colored glasses, ignoring the group chat’s advice, and fully spiraling into our delusional dating dreams - and honestly? We’re thriving. Is it self sabotage? Maybe. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. Reality? Never heard of her. Because sometimes being delulu is the solulu.

This week, we’re building the perfect man - from love languages to jawlines - and dreaming up the ultimate first date. No, he’s not real. Yes, we’re already planning the wedding. And honestly? The delusion is half the fun.

We are talking lineups - who’s still on the roster, who has potential to move to the top spot and who might be getting cut. Auditions are ongoing, ladies. The roster is always accepting men bold enough to try. Some will rise. Some will get blocked. Let the games begin.

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She’s not heartless - she’s just finally prioritizing herself. In this episode, we’re rewriting the narrative and stepping into our Villain Era - no more chill girl, the fixer, or the 2nd choice. Call it a glow-up, call it a threat - either way we’re talking boundary settings and the moment you realized being “too much” was never the problem.

Spoiler: the glow-up is personal and petty.

We don’t just ignore red flags - we collect them like souvenirs. This week we are deep diving into the patterns we swear we will never repeat (and yet… here we are). From love bombers to slow faders we are airing out the generational red flags, toxic tendencies and crimson chaos. If being delulu is the sulu, this one is for you.

It’s unhinged. It’s unfiltered. It’s officially too late to turn back. In our debut episode we introduce Plot Pending, spill how this whole mess started and set the stage for dating disasters and unsolicited advice.

Consider this your warning: we are not here to play it safe.

Welcome to Plot Pending!

Where one of us is in her dating prime, the other has battle scars... and both of us are out here dodging red flags like its cardio. Different ages, different eras, same chaotic group chat. Whether its first dates, final straws, or full-on delulu spirals-we're bringing two perspectives and one mic to the modern dating mess.

Two timelines. One podcast. Zero chill.

Press play babe - the drama is just getting started