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Jonathan Ross
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Jonathan Ross
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Why is it important to wear underwear while fixing a boiler?
Why did Jonathan accidentally proposition his optician?
And why did he fall in love with a deep sea diver?
Why?
Because this is Jonathan Ross.
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