Hosts: Kyle Fernandez, Brian Preston, David Ounanian

Episode Summary:

In this lighthearted and hilarious episode, the Elevate and Execute crew tests their knowledge (or lack thereof) of Gen Alpha slang. From "brain rot" to "womp womp," the guys try to decode the strange new language their kids are speaking—and the results are pure gold.

Along the way, they discuss parenting in the digital age, how trends spread among kids today, and why staying connected to the next generation is more important (and funnier) than ever.

What You’ll Learn:

• What "Rizz," "Cap," and "Sigma" really mean to Gen Alpha
• The surprising origins of today’s trending slang
• How kids communicate across schools and states with shared lingo
• Why slang might just be the ultimate parenting challenge
• A hilarious breakdown of Savannah Bananas baseball and viral marketing

Notable Quotes:

"The shttier the house, the better the deal."*

"These kids are speaking a universal language—no one taught them, but they all know it."

"I thought 'Rizz' was short for 'jizz'... I was wrong."

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