Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts.

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The team goes deep into your voicemails and comments—including a few from people who might be legally unwell.

We watch more co-host audition videos—some promising, some concerning, and at least one Temu Lara.

We also launch a brand new segment: The Damn Breakdown, where we roast other people’s dumb rankings.

First up: Mount Fleshmore—AskMen’s top 10 21st-century porn stars. Some of the picks? Solid. Others? Who tf is that?

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We’ve also got:

• Florida Man – Somehow gets even more Florida than usual
• Damn Problem – Arguing with AI and speakerphone trauma
• Digital Dumpster Fire – A full-grown man trapped on a fence screaming for help—and that’s not even the worst part
• Strokeified Songs – Diddy gets cooked and Carlin gets the remix treatment

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