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Did you know there is this newfangled contraption called the cell phone and it has a record feature?

Revisado: 01-08-22

I'm not yet done with the final installment of the series, And don't get me wrong, I really love it. But I feel compelled to pause and write this mini review just to ask a question that I've asked myself over and over and over again from the very beginning of the series. Why oh why oh why has Jem not recorded Any of Ammon's horrible bullying verbal attacks on him when Tean is not around? I pretty much scream that question to the heavens every time 10 bus out with that other horse shit that goes a little something like, "trust me, you don't know him. he means well. he's a good guy... Because I'm no expert, but Ammon is NOT a good guy in any sense of the word. Get him the EFF out of here post haste, Before I fly into a psychotic rage and eat my phone.

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Why can't Ammon get murked and/or chewed on by wild things?

Revisado: 01-08-22

I'm deeply entrenched in this series, and i ADORE every bit of J.F. Harding narration i've heard, However I'm deducting one star because I truly loathe Ammon and really do not understand why on god's green Tien is still letting him rasp out his manipulative bullS&#*t. so much so that I found myself getting truly actively frustrated more than once listening to this book. Not trying to sound like a total nut job but honestly I was so frustrated at one point that I almost cried ha ha. Jem It's so clearly the better choice that it would be laughable If I wasn't filled with utter disappointment with the fact that Jem doesn't repeat the things that Ammon says to him about Tien, or better yet why he doesn't record him saying the horrible horrible garbage that comes out of his shitty mouth. Also, Does anyone remember in the first book, when Tien confessed to Jem that he has to get completely trashed on Everclear just to be able to have sex with Ammon because it's the only way that he can stand the things that Ammon is into? And that's followed up with Jem noticing "bloody bits of toilet paper in the bathroom" when he goes in to check on Tien after his totally creepy seeing by Ammon? wow. just wow. I'm kind of blown away that that wasn't revisited in this book. Because that It's not OK on ANY planet. Come on boys, tighten up your game and get this asshole to kick rocks for good. Because I honestly don't know if my nerves can take it if he doesn't get gone at some point in the next book.

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is Tristan James the WB frog in drag?

Revisado: 12-01-21

i adore Iggy Toma. To the point that I seek out books that he has narrated And can pretty much always be assured that I will enjoy the listen without even reading the summary in advance, just because I love him. This series would have been so much better if he had just done all of the characters himself rather than being paired with Tristan James. I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I feel as thoughTristan James Whenever he would do other characters voices, I cringed especially when he did Smoke's voice. He basically sounds half asleep. And has anyone else noticed that he occasionally randomly slips into this very weird old Timey cadence/accent? Where he sounds like the WB frog when he sings that song "hello my baby hello my baby, hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal..."? So weird cadence I'm referring to reminds me either that or like a really cheesy gangster accent in a crappy old D movie. Am I on glue or does anyone else notice this? Whatever it is whenever he falls into that accent, I find it very jarring and it takes me out of the story and it's totally bothersome because when I get home or reads I'm completely engrossed.

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go in blind on freestyle organ transplant ? hmm ok

Revisado: 08-24-21

SPOILER: okay first of all, i'm hella pissed, because although i became highly invested in this series and eventually discovering the outcome, i felt like i should have gotten "free xanax with purchase" coupon. i can't explain how hard Brooklyn's idiocy snd $#*T decision making skills stressed me out. i'm talking about to the point that i had to pause mid story at least a dozen times to have furious out-loud cussing fits. it's possible my neighbors heard me having Yosemite Sam style "RACKA FRACKA #%**%#^*" tantrums throughout. did Brooklyn's character have to be written THAT dense?

and now for the spoiler alert...

Brooklyn's BILLIONAIRE dad brings in the random "family physician" to perform an ORGAN TRANSPLANT, choosing to forego a hospital with a stacked surgical team in favor of having it performed FREESTYLE basically in his DEN? oh and when she inevitably croaks, it is explained away in all of 1 or 2 sentences by Brooklyn's bodyguard when he says (LO-f$&cking-L) something to the effect of "her heart wasn't strong enough to make it through surgery." And he follows that up with THIS gem..."they didn't know her mom died of heart disease. they assumed she died of cancer like her uncle". pardon me, i'm sorry. what in the actual fuck did you say? HAHAHA . well, alright. they "ASSUMED" uhhhhhh. might that information possibly be worth gleaning prior to the at-home life or death surgery? hell, let's just wing it? What's the worst that could happen?

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totally refreshing...

Revisado: 08-18-21

It was refreshing to listen to a story about an older woman with a younger man that doesn't focus chapter upon chapter of the woman agonizing about how at 40, she is just too old and crusty as to be desired by a 20 year old man because her brittle vagina has sealed itself off like an Egyptian crypt, turned to dust and runs the risk of blowing away in a mild breeze. also *spoiler* i contracted a serious case of the "awwws" at Stella's son's reaction. too much.

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