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Life Changing

Revisado: 08-23-13

I was on a spiritual walkabout in central Australia when I was visited by a mythical, god-like rainbow serpent from the Aboriginal Dreamtime. He said he would grant me one wish. I told him I wanted change in my life. I was sick of being a nobody with a miserable excuse of an existence. I told him I want to live my life, as an Angel lives in Heaven.
In a booming voice, he said “It will be so..” right before bursting into an inferno of opal colours, knocking me back into the darkness.
I woke up in my bed, dismissing the entire experience to a crazy cheese dream. Moments later I received an anonymous email. The email had no message, no reply address, only a link to a audible podcast called “Tell em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theatre”. I paid the very affordable price of $6.95, or free with your one free audible trial download. After the very satisfying 1hour and 54minutes of pure audio bliss, I felt different…
I can't explain what it was or how I felt, but I felt it.
Since that memorable day I have experienced what many of you would only consider possible in a wild fantasy. The most beautiful women throw themselves at my feet daily wherever I go, pleading for me to allow them to perform acts of pure ecstasy upon my now chiseled, adonis shaped body. I have wealth that would make Bill Gates question his choices. And new found superhuman abilities that rival to that of superman.
My perspective on life has been renewed. Faith in humanity restored.
All thanks to this enchanting audible podcast.

"Ten out of Ten, would listen."


Sent from my spaceship.

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