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True hilarious stories that are sure to have you slapping your knee and laughing your ass off. Stories like peeing on an electric fence, using a toothbrush as a toilet paper holder, a guy using a flute head joint the wrong way, it's all here. Hillbilly dentistry, blow up dolls, Chinese parrots, poop cocktail supreme, and so much more.

Shocking answers to the world's most baffling questions. Finally, an entertaining, easy-to-listen-to explanation of the great mysteries and how the universe really works. Why Theory. If you don't know why, you don't know anything. Einstein was right, Niels Bohr was wrong, after all. Be smarter than Isaac Newton, Niels Bohr, Nicola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and everyone you know.

In the 25th century mankind fought against the hated telepathic slan race in the fierce slan-wars. The result was the extermination of almost all slans, and the establishment of a world-wide police state.

In this short story from Times of Trouble, Jon Ryan dreamed of becoming a doctor his entire life. Before he graduates from medical school, the government takes over healthcare, making him wary about the profession he's going to school for, but not enough to quit chasing his dream. He practices medicine as medical plagues and disasters occur, all the while the government says they're on top of things.

Jack and guest Lauren Bacall do a love scene from "To Have and Have Not," when in walks guest Humphrey Bogart.