OYENTE

EmilyRussom

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Absolute utter perfection.

Total
5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 07-01-23

I don’t do summaries and I don’t do spoilers. Basically ever. Heck, I rarely even bother to type out a review. I just give my stars and go.

For this one I will.

Warnings: have Kleenex. Just have it. Thank me later.

Don’t read/listen in public. This book is forking hilarious at points. And I’m not talking you blow some air out your nose. You’re gosh darn cackling.

It will gut you at times.

Slow burn. But the steamy scenes are spiced perfection my GOD this man can write. **chefs kiss**

And it’s not just useless prose filling up a page. Dude is on POINT. He forking kills it.

Okay I lied earlier, yeah, I’ll help a fellow reader out: HEA guaranteed. Because it almost killed me a few times I’m happy to prevent another death.

Philip Alces is sublime and beautiful in his narration.

67/10.

Just buy the bloody thing.

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The most precious of preciousness ever.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 06-11-23

This book was too adorable for words. It’s literally given me diabetes it was so sweet.

There’s truly like zero angst. But super hot sexy times.

Loved the fact it was from Wyn’s perspective. Also, the old man is hilarious. I love him so much I just want to bring him home with me but won’t because Danny would be super sad.

I’m gonna go make Michael Lesley some tea with a lot of honey in it now.

14/10.

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Absolute beautiful batshit insanity.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 03-30-23

I really can’t say a whole lot about why it’s so insane without spoiling the whole damn thing, but I will say moms love their children no matter what.

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The PERFECT ending.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-14-22

This was just an amazing send off for Logan and Tate. I smiled like an idiot the whole time. I’ll miss these guys.

For now, I gotta see what Robbie is up to……..

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I will never get this time in my life back.

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2 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-02-22

It occurred to me that I had missed this book (also the film) somehow. As a lover of all things horror, I felt rather embarrassed and then downloaded it.

Let me begin that I had to stop this book at least four times (therein substituted with stupid hot M/M gay erotica by Ella Frank) but not for the reason you might assume. It certainly wasn't that the level of violence got to me, I was expecting that going in. It affected me about as much as forgetting toothpaste at the grocery store.

The reason I had to stop this book so many times was that I was pulling my hair out due to being driven absolutely insane. This book is about nothing. It's about nothing with a side of murder. I have lost at least 47 IQ points listening to it, but I finished the friggin' thing. Somehow.

It's possible I missed the point, which isn't surprising - by the time I got halfway through I had the mental capacity of a jellyfish with a learning deficiency.

Was it about the dangers of over-indulgence? High-end fashion? Male insecurities? Utter narcissism? Warning people about doing too much cocaine? The proper way to wear a pocket square?!?! I literally have no idea. I don't know maybe it was about a hooker.

Take this review with a grain of salt. You may love it. I'm done. I gotta go return some videotapes.

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First book I've ever returned in six years.

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1 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 10-15-20

This book is not scary, it's boring. Like put you to sleep boring. Nothing happens. It's not even interesting. I had this sitting on the shelf for a while, just waiting for Spooktober - biggest disappointment ever.

Not even the brilliance that is Ray Porter could save it! Don't bother.

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Horrifically Epic.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 09-25-20

A warning: this is not for the faint of heart. Not the timid.

That being said, should you so choose to delve into the darkest black hole from which there is no escape, while enjoying a psychosis from which you cannot rebound, buy the book. 10/10.

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I don’t know..... 10/10 just read it.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 10-23-19

This is some of the craziest shit I have ever read. I don’t even know where to start for a review, but just read it. The story is batshit insane and I loved it.

All hail Erwin.

Also, honorable mention to Q 33 North.

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The most I have been entertained in years.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 09-02-19

Is there such a thing as too many pop culture references? No.

Is it ever the wrong time for an 80’s montage? No.

This book is amazing. Gross, but amazing. Just buy it.

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The absolute best spy thriller EVER.

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-05-19

Seriously. It has all of the guns. All of the helicopters. All of the action. All of the MITCH RAPP. Just buy it.

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