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michael smith

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ha ha

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4 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
4 out of 5 stars
Historia
4 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-24-25

picked this up because it was free and just wanted background noise but ended up liking it well enough to check out the next two free books


the narrator is fine but man he can't laugh his way out of a paper bag

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a filler book.

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4 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
4 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 02-21-25

90% of this book was filler. good filler but still just filler you could skip it and be fine with the recap at the start of the next book.

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I don't know why I gave judith sonnet another try.

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2 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
4 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 02-08-25

I like splatterpunk and I like extreme horror, judith just can not write for shit

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could have been great.

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3 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
1 out of 5 stars
Historia
3 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 12-20-24

the narrator ruined this book. I had to speed it up to stomach the voices he gave characters.

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Blender Babies Audiolibro Por Jon Athan arte de portada

it sounds like it was recored in a blender

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2 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
1 out of 5 stars
Historia
2 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 04-14-24

So I just wanna say I did not mean to buy this book and I am 100% returning it next chance I get.

I'll start with the biggest problem this performance has and that's the editing I lost count of how many times the audio peaks in this book ( that's when the audio sounds all fuzzy and loud) Granted it does happen less and less as the book goes on but the fact it happens once at all is a problem, there are also times when lines get repeated a few times like the editor forgot to cut out one of the takes which blows my mind that something like that can happen. So as you can see the two biggest problems are with the audio and since this is an audio book that basically means this book is unlistenable.

As for the story it's okay it's nowhere near as extreme or splatterpunk as the title would suggest yeah it has it's moments of violence and they are decent moments but it's few and far between and when it does happen it's okay at best. The characters are fine the main character is like every other main character to ever exist nothing really special about him and all the other characters are just there to move the story along or fill the body count quota. The plot is probably the best part and that's because a lot about it is left ambiguous.

I will say this in the books favor it's one of the very VERY few books that has a small child in it that is not super fucking annoying.

TL;DR the bad audio in this mid book means you should skip it

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a creative if slightly dull story.

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4 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
3 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 10-19-23

I saw this book in the horror section of barns and nobles and picked it up on a whim. I love the plot of this book growing up with a fear of tornadoes I thought the idea of someone fighting them off to save a town was really cool.

I liked the characters well enough the MC was a little wordy and melodramatic but she is a teenager so that checks out the rest of the cast was either kinda bland or did not play a big enough part in the story to worry about, I will how ever say I've skipped talking about the other two main characters for spoiler reasons.

the narrator was great no notes.

I said I picked this up in the horror section because I wanted to point out how much of a horror this book was not I dont think it even tried to be a little scary HOWEVER the little violence that was mentioned was very VERY well-written and described ( the scary movie the main character dreams about watching at the sleep over sounds like it would be a great splatterpunk book)


so TL"DR

great plot with meh characters and no horror.

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gonna have to return this.

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2 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
2 out of 5 stars
Historia
2 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 06-28-23

I dont normally write reviews for books. I didn't finish, but this one was rough. All the other complaints in all the other reviews are right. The characters do not act or speak like normal humans do, and they are all different levels of annoying with extra points going to Lucy

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liked it more then I thought

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
Historia
5 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 06-28-23

I got this book because it had a cat, the opening was slow and I thought for sure I'd drop the book but I kept going and it kept getting better and better. I will say though it went from not enough characters to a lot more then the book probably needed, none of them got any real development BUT they were still good characters and if this is just a one and done book the lack of development is fine. this book was also a lot more funny then I would have thought.

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is this recorded in a car?

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
3 out of 5 stars
Historia
4 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 05-26-23

THe book itself is fine more splatterpunk at its finest. I'm writing this review at the start of "this place is a zoo" normally I'd wait till the end of the book like a normal person but at the start of this chapter I've started to hear what sounds like a car's blinker under the dialog it's super off putting, I'll wait till the end of the chapter but if it keeps going after I'll have to drop the book.

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I really tried.

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1 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
3 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 12-18-22

I work 10-hour days so I'm always on the lookout for longer audible books and when I saw this series get mentioned in one of the litrpg fan groups I'm in on Facebook I thought I'd give it a try I only made it halfway through book two.

Story: Normally I'm not a big fan of litrpg books that take place in a videogame like this, they never really build stakes it's just a game none of the characters are in any danger you know? But I did like the story angle of the MC hiding out in said video game while waiting for the heat to die down it's not going to change my mind but it was the first time I saw this approach. Like I said I only got halfway through book two I don't know the whole story but I know enough to know that whatever I'm missing won't change my mind.

Performance: all the narration is fine Soundbooth theater knows what they are doing though I will say they only have one sound effect for crowds and you will notice it, it does not happen enough to be really annoying but it happens too much.

I wanna take a moment to point out how awful of an MC these books have his character personality is all over the place in a bad way. So without spoiling anything, the MC needs a place to hide for two years he picks the VR game because the company running it has great security his plan is to "have lots of sex, do lots of drugs and drink lots of booze" but his personality is so meek he gets flustered and upset with himself whenever he notices a woman with a nice body, like my guy that's why you picked the game to hide out in, he also speaks like a redditor.

avoid this series

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