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Failure Mode
- Expeditionary Force, Book 15
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 19 h y 22 m
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The galaxy is doomed. Monkeys may be clever and too stubborn to give up, but Skippy The Idiot Who Got Played knows the harsh truth: this is a fight he can’t win. The odds are not only stacked against him, he was designed not to win this fight. Maybe he can salvage some faint memory of the civilizations that inhabit the galaxy, but those beings are doomed. Doomed. Including the Merry Band of Pirates.
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A wholly unsatisfying ending to an epic universe
- De Anonymous User en 12-10-22
- Failure Mode
- Expeditionary Force, Book 15
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
AAAAH great book mostly
Revisado: 02-02-23
I loved this book, except for one part. At around 8 minutes into chapter 30, i thought joe was going to finally suggest programming the AI’s themselves to take over. But nope he wants to use the backdoor.
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Brushfire
- Expeditionary Force, Book 11
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 19 h y 18 m
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Peacetime can be a rough adjustment for the battle-hardened Merry Band of Pirates.
Especially when aliens don’t get the memo that the shooting is over.
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Disappointing
- De Andrew Nguyen en 12-16-20
- Brushfire
- Expeditionary Force, Book 11
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
FITH COMMENT
Revisado: 12-16-20
Just filling space meow meow meep meep meep meep meep meow meow Mip mip mip mip mip mip mip mip mip mip mip mip cat
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Critical Mass
- Expeditionary Force, Book 10
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 19 h y 25 m
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The Merry Band of Pirates are in desperate trouble after the end of their last mission, and the real danger to humanity is just getting started. Hostile aliens have discovered there is something odd going on with wormholes in the galaxy, and their investigations could lead to finding a shortcut to Earth....
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Money Grabber.
- De Amazon Customer en 08-06-20
- Critical Mass
- Expeditionary Force, Book 10
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
The first two chapters are bad but after that... yeah
Revisado: 09-21-20
I admit that the reason I listen to this boy because it’s action packed, or compelling, but because it’s hilarious. The end when joe basically used a nuke as armor. If The Maxolx attack them, it would be like shooting a Delicate nuke because the enemy is hiding behind it. Maxolx shoot at them... well, whole galaxy go boom
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Valkyrie
- Expeditionary Force, Book 9
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 19 h y 45 m
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After saving the world many times, the Merry Band of Pirates have accepted the inevitable: Earth is doomed. All they can do is try to bring a few thousand people to safety, before vicious aliens arrive to destroy humanity's home world. No. There is one other thing they can do: hit the enemy so hard that the aliens will regret they ever heard of humans.
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A chore to read. A disappointment and repetitive.
- De Kevin en 02-04-20
- Valkyrie
- Expeditionary Force, Book 9
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
That took a dark turn at the end...
Revisado: 09-14-20
I was enjoying the book a lot and then the plot just said “joe has been captured the tharanin, skippy went... somewhere that we don’t even now, basically the whole crew is dead, naggitha is also dead, AND THE ELDERS ARE PSYCHOTIC FANATICS WHO HAVE COMMITTED GENOCIDE HUNDREDS OF TIMES TO KEEP UP A FORCE FEILD THAT WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT’S KEEPING OUT!!!
To put it simply WHAT IN THE SECURED CONTAIN PROTECTED FU-
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Paradise
- Expeditionary Force, Book 3
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 15 h y 53 m
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While the crew of the starship Flying Dutchman have been trying to assure that hostile aliens do not have access to Earth, the UN Expeditionary Force has been stranded on the planet they nicknamed "Paradise". The Flying Dutchman is headed back out on another mission, and the UN wants the ship to find out the status of the humans on Paradise. But Colonel Joe Bishop warns that they might not like what they find, and they can't do anything about it without endangering Earth.
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running out of ideas...
- De AP en 06-08-17
- Paradise
- Expeditionary Force, Book 3
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
Still awesome
Revisado: 06-11-20
I will not lie. The book is extremely repetitive. Another review was:
“*in a tight spot*
Joe: ‘I have an idea’
Skippy: ‘monkey thinks he is smart’
Joe: *explains idea*
Skippy:.......Holy sh*t
I agree. Why do you think I like it so much. It hilarious.
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Columbus Day
- Expeditionary Force, Book 1
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
- Duración: 16 h y 23 m
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We were fighting on the wrong side of a war we couldn't win. And that was the good news. The Ruhar hit us on Columbus Day. There we were, innocently drifting along the cosmos on our little blue marble, like the native Americans in 1492. Over the horizon come ships of a technologically advanced, aggressive culture, and BAM! There go the good old days, when humans only got killed by each other. So, Columbus Day. It fits. When the morning sky twinkled again, this time with Kristang starships jumping in to hammer the Ruhar, we thought we were saved.
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WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 01-04-17
- Columbus Day
- Expeditionary Force, Book 1
- De: Craig Alanson
- Narrado por: R.C. Bray
I personally just enjoy skippy being a moron and screwing with joe
Revisado: 12-26-19
It’s a good book overall, but I mostly just skip to the end and listen to skippy’s nonsense because it’s hilarious. (Spoiler alert) quote, joe-“skippy, just stop hacking the top government files,” skippy AKA the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 year old AI-“but causing trouble is so much fun” joe-“ you want to have fun causing trouble? Go start a rumor that Justin beaver is playing dark Vader in the next star war movie” skippy-“Oooh! good one! now I Know why I hang out with you”. That’s awesome comedy!
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The Stupid Crook Book
- De: Leland Gregory
- Narrado por: Nick Landrum
- Duración: 3 h y 44 m
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Straight from police blotters across the country, The Stupid Crook Book chronicles idiotic criminals and their foiled attempts to turn a quick buck or cause general mischief. In this hilarious volume, witness stories about dopey crooks such as: A former convict robs a bar to get cash to feed his drug habit. Unfortunately, he lives above the bar in question, and the victim of his crime - his landlord! A man is stopped for speeding in Oklahoma and pleads with the officer not to give him a ticket, IF he finds drugs in the car.
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Simply hilarious!
- De Amazon Customer en 11-29-19
- The Stupid Crook Book
- De: Leland Gregory
- Narrado por: Nick Landrum
Simply hilarious!
Revisado: 11-29-19
The reason there is nothing at the story is it’s not a story, but it’s still priceless! The puns at the end and the clever names for the different events make a great combination to add to the hilariously stupid crooks makes this book super!
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The Evertree (Spirit Animals, Book 7)
- De: Marie Lu
- Narrado por: Nicola Barber
- Duración: 5 h y 13 m
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The world of Erdas will be changed forever. Conor, Abeke, Meilin, and Rollan were once ordinary kids. Then they discovered that they had spirit animals - wise and powerful partners who granted them with amazing gifts...and a legendary responsibility. Together the team has journeyed across Erdas, racing to stop a merciless foe. They have laughed and fought together. They've won challenges and lost friends. Some have even lost themselves.
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Review by 9 y/o daughter
- De Ellie en 11-29-16
- The Evertree (Spirit Animals, Book 7)
- De: Marie Lu
- Narrado por: Nicola Barber
it's just like the rest of the series: frickin' awesome.
Revisado: 09-05-19
I've listened to every single book except the the speical editions. me, and my brother. both of them I think. I don't know. but I think conner exploding the ever-tree was totally weird.
WHY?!?!!!!
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Day By Day Armageddon
- De: J. L. Bourne
- Narrado por: Jay Snyder
- Duración: 6 h y 38 m
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In your hands is the handwritten journal depicting one man's struggle for survival. Trapped in the midst of global disaster, he must make decisions; choices that ultimately mean life, or the eternal curse to walk as one of them. Enter, if you will, into the world of the undead.
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Freakin' AWESOME!
- De Brandon en 02-09-11
- Day By Day Armageddon
- De: J. L. Bourne
- Narrado por: Jay Snyder
Legit. End of conversation.
Revisado: 02-12-19
Not end of conversation. More praise, that’s the remaining things to do. Here’s an example of how much I like it: say the star bars ( rhyme not on purpose) are containers, that can fit five stars total. My reaction to it would be to BURY THE THING in stars. That’s ME! Also, imagine the “that’s ME” in the voice Mario uses when HE says “it’s me, MARIO!”
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