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Elf-ing Exhausting

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1 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
3 out of 5 stars
Historia
1 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 01-31-25

Darling, "Finding My Elf"? More like "Finding My Will to Live" after slogging through this sugary mess. Look, I get paid the big bucks to read, and honey, sometimes that means wading through the literary equivalent of a fruitcake that's been sitting out since last Christmas.

Dave Valdes tries to serve up a holiday rom-com, but this one's got all the spice of a gingerbread man who's lost his buttons. College boy Cameron comes home, throws on some elf shoes, and falls for Marco – groundbreaking, I know. The characters are flatter than a Christmas cookie, and their dialogue? Let's just say Hallmark called and they want their clichés back.

The plot? Predictable as a Mariah Carey Christmas special. Elf competition? Honey, please. The only competition here is between the reader and their mounting boredom. Valdes tries to sprinkle in some holiday cheer, but it comes across as fake as a plastic Christmas tree.

Bottom line, darling? This book is a stocking stuffer best left unopened. If you're looking for a festive read that won't make you want to pour eggnog into your ears, keep searching. You deserve better, and frankly, so do I.

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What a treat!

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5 out of 5 stars
Ejecución
5 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars

Revisado: 01-28-19

Phenomenal. “Everything changes”... so simple yet so illuminating. Thank you, Mr. Arkin, for such beautiful storytelling.

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