Caitrin Shirazi

Extremely Disappointing

Revisado: 09-10-24

Like other reviewers, I typically enjoy this author's work, but just could not get through this one.

The first story is a short, jumbled mess about an insufferable, self-absorbed, narcissistic nepo baby.
My least favorite part is where she msgs a teacher she hated just a nanosecond ago asking for a booty call. When she gets to his house, she acts like an absolute predator when he has reservations about hopping onto the futon in the back of her great grandmother's van with her...

The random parts about her eating drug brownies (that she was expressly told not to - TWICE) and stars pouring out of her 👇🏻👇🏻 were disjointed and uncomfortable. She listens to no one, takes zero responsibility for her actions and has even less respect for anyone/everyone around her.

There's also a random bit about a dance that seems like it came right out of a movie about high school. Not college. Super cringey.

Again, as other reviewers have said, just as the mess seems to be figuring itself out, it's over. She's learned nothing and still has zero redeeming qualities.


The second story is also written about teens in college, yet is narrated by a very adult male with a sultry, gravelly voice. It made listening to the parts about the main character and a female teen touching each other very uncomfortable.

In the end, I stopped listening and asked for a refund. Hopefully the other books are better. It certainly can't get any worse than this.

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Fanciful

Revisado: 12-08-23

There needs to be a "religious fantasy" category to file books like these away under so those without a sky daddy kink will know to avoid them.

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Comedic

Revisado: 12-05-23

These want to be serious books so badly but fall short on so many levels.

How a cop drama can completely ignore things like police procedure and forensic science exist is beyond me.

The plot holes and laughable situations are endless.

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Absolute Laughable Trash

Revisado: 09-01-23

Yet another story about strong women becoming sobbing weaklings and giving up everything that's important to them for men they just met. No wonder the vast majority of these books are free lol

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Would have been tolerable without music/sounds

Revisado: 01-26-23

Would have been tolerable without music/sounds. They were poorly matched and took away from what would have been a passable story.

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Unfinished

Revisado: 07-29-21

The author mentions a bunch of incidents, but doesn't go into detail about any of them, making the story seem rushed and unpolished.

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Seriously, what the hell did I just listen to?

Revisado: 04-30-21

Honestly, I can't believe I spent 30+ hours waiting for there to be a point. Never before have I encountered a book containing so many useless details/stories/characters. Legitimately every single character is bland, self-absorbed and grating. They are so terrible, you end up rooting for the Perdido and another disastrous flood.

It's impossible to wrap my head around how a fictitious book saga can be so painfully boring. The author could have written about ANYTHING, and THIS is what he came up with? 😬
I have no doubt in my mind that if you were to ask him what is the spiciest flavor he could think of, he'd say, "raw potato."

Save your money/credits and go watch paint dry.

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Trash

Revisado: 10-10-20

Don't waste your time. Biggest bunch of insincere nonsense I've ever heard. Deleted before finishing.

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Don't Waste Your Time

Revisado: 10-10-20

Absolute garbage. I'm actually angry I wasted an hour and a half of my life on this.

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Do not bother. Writing for length, not quality.

Revisado: 05-25-18

The content and quality of writing were absolutely horrendous. I would not recommend it to ANYONE. Definitely seeking a refund...

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