James Johnson

A wild, ridiculous, metaphysical rollercoaster disguised as a chill trip to the mall. When JJ sets out for a Totally Normal Day, nothing goes quite according to plan—from a sunglasses duel in the food court to a cryptic koi pond, spontaneous friendships, and a hailstorm showdown in the parking lot.

In the shadows of World War II, the Allies staged an illusion so bold and convincing that it changed history. This is the story of Operation Fortitude—the fake army, the rubber tanks, the phantom generals, and the radio chatter that convinced Hitler the D-Day invasion would strike somewhere else.

You're What? is the no-BS, real-talk survival guide for anyone who's about to face pregnancy head-on—whether planned, unexpected, or somewhere in between. This isn’t your typical baby book. It’s not full of medical jargon. It won’t tell you what you should do.

Power. Politics. Personality. All in one seat. 'The Presidents' is a no-holds-barred, wildly entertaining journey through every U.S. president—from George Washington to Donald Trump.

They taught you the dream. They left out the fire. King, Uncut strips away the safe, polished image and brings you the man they didn’t want you to meet. This is not a tribute. This is a reckoning. The speeches they don’t quote. The truths they don’t teach. And the revolution that never stopped.

We Are Not Alone (And Never Were) isn’t another alien conspiracy rant. It’s a fast-paced, brutally honest, and deeply researched breakdown of the phenomenon that’s been with us since the beginning—and the systems built to keep us distracted from it.

Believers is an exploration of the world’s major religions and spiritual paths—not to judge, divide, or debate but to uncover what unites them. Through gentle storytelling and universal insight, this book traces the core truths that echo across faiths: kindness, presence, humility, and love.

This isn’t science fiction. This isn’t the future. This is right now. From TikTok to Taco Bell, the algorithm is already in control — not just of your screen, but of your cravings, your habits, your identity, and your sense of reality.

From pulp magazines to religious empires, The Church That Sued the World traces the astonishing rise of Scientology and the system that turned narrative into dogma. With clarity and insight, JJ unpacks the architecture of a belief system built on checklists, control, and commercial precision.

What actually is this stuff? From caffeine to ketamine, weed to whiskey, LSD to love—The Drug Book is a field guide for the curious, the cautious, and the wide-eyed wanderers who’ve ever asked, “What does this do to me?"

What if the secrets of existence were hiding in plain sight—in shapes, spirals, and symmetry? 'Sacred Geometry: The Blueprint of Everything' is a journey through the invisible code behind the visible world.

What is energy, really? 'Science Simplified' takes you on a crash course through the unseen architecture of existence—energy, vibration, geometry, and the invisible currents that hold it all together. It’s not a textbook. It’s a tuning fork. No fluff. No formulas.

The Nicotine Trap isn’t a manual. It’s a mirror. It unpacks the mechanics of addiction—the flavors, the marketing, the social mind games—and gently walks you out of the maze. Real, raw, funny, and direct, this book is your companion through the fog.

Unbound: A Practical Guide to the Astral and Beyond is your down-to-earth companion to one of the most mysterious and misunderstood frontiers of human experience.

The Bible didn't descend from the clouds — it was built. 'Christianity: A History of the Bible and Its Builders' is a bold, carefully-researched journey through the origins of Western religion — from ancient oral storytelling to modern megachurches.

Ever felt off, but couldn’t explain why? This is your user manual. Chakras: User Manual for Your Inner Galaxy is a straight-talking, deeply human guide to your inner energy system—without the fluff, mysticism, or spiritual gatekeeping.

He wasn’t just the Son of God. He was a rebel, a brother, and a myth forged in fire. Before the cross became an icon…before churches rose and kingdoms fell in his name…there was just a man.

Bluster the Bloon and the Pebble That Stayed is a heartwarming, high-float adventure about what happens when a loud, bouncy balloon meets a pebble who simply won’t budge.

In this chaotic, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt book, JJ takes you on a cross-country tour through the emotional memory lanes of America's most iconic fast food joints.

In Crust We Trust is the untold story of how pizza became more than a meal—it became a movement. From the flatbreads of ancient empires to the chaotic rise of the Noid, from mafia-laced slices to origins of the biggest franchises, this book dives headfirst into the world of pizza.