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Virgin (6): A Dirty Story About About a Dirty Country (Empty Nation)
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C01: Mary is rushed to the emergency room. Days later the diagnosis is a swelling uterus and the creation of a hymen with absolutely no explanation as to how.
C02: Jump-Start: To jump-start American consumerism after decades of zero economic growth, the vaganus is wholesaled in casino fashion.
C03 HFA: And the battle-of-the-Holes rages on, but this time in DC. The VAC holds up in the DHMC Headquarters and disrupts the LCT payment system.
C04 Dump: The Vaganus addiction is near complete with 69 percent of the world using the LCT system. But President Dump screws it up by stepping in and starting a trade war with other Sissydom C--t-tries.
C05 WTO: China enters the Whore Trade Organization (WTO) and mass produces the Vaganus!
C06 Chastity: The US Army Sissy Corp implemented new restrictive rules about sexual behavior prior to combat. It doesn’t work, so to control the situation the army is strapping chastity belts on the farm breed Sissy (FBS) soldiers now.
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- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
What listeners say about Virgin (6): A Dirty Story About About a Dirty Country (Empty Nation)
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- Anonymous User
- 09-23-19
Spot-on political satire…
The narrator’s voice is real cool! A smart and cynical girl, not to sultry voice was an excellent choice for the stories told in the series. It goes in all different directions like an erotica version of House of Leaves. FYI: If you really want to know what’s happening in the books, you must download either the amazon eBook SM069 manual or the free product summary (pdf) on Audible. Overall, these was refreshing honesty about what’s really happening in the USA.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-04-19
It reminded me of, Brave new World
It reminded me of, Brave new World by Aldous Huxley. The Empty nation series creates a world you wish you lived in. And the Political satire side of it reminds me of 1984. It’s that creepy but without the killing. Nobody dies in any of the stories in the Empty Nation series, go-figure!
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- Anonymous User
- 06-28-19
Wow! Shocking to say the least..!!!...
After the first few chapters I was into it. It’s charming and different with the sexual erotic scenes with US Politicians! The author mixed things up to the point where you just wanna keep reading.
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