Raunchy, funny, and just plain wrong. My Hotdog Came to Life and Screwed Me is full of wiener puns and plenty of not-give-a-f**kery. Written for those who are looking for a laugh, but also want to get their perv on. The name says it all.

Sam, at the age of 29, has achieved very little in his life, mostly because he couldn't be bothered. Out of the blue, he is given a chance to inherit a fortune but has to return to school to get it, or so it seems. Sprigs Academy turns out to be somewhat unusual in that no one, not even the tutors, are permitted to wear clothing, and sex is very much encouraged, everywhere. Sam quickly finds a new confidence and enthusiasm and meets the young woman he has been dreaming about for years. She is exactly as he imagined her in every detail, including being naked all the time.

Jenny and Jody have been close friends since beginning primary school and fall out over the revelation that Jody fancies Jenny's brother, Tom. Jenny tries to make Jody suffer by not telling her that their planned holiday to France is to a nudist resort and all backfires on her when Tom helps a very embarrassed and innocent Jody through her first time at being naked in front of someone and a romance develops very quickly.

Jimmy and Annette have a storybook marriage, until the stress of his work begins interfering with their love life. Annette's needs are too powerful to ignore, so she turns to other men for sexual release. Soon she’s having sex in seedy motels, and raunchy videos of her being taken hard and unprotected by lusty black studs are all over the internet. Jimmy is appalled and hurt when he sees the videos... and then he's aroused beyond belief.

Ella could feel him watching her but every time her eyes flicked to catch his, he’d be looking down at the tattered day-worn Metro in his hand. Even from ten metres away, the paper looked scuffed and dirty, and it’d been folded in half since the man had first picked it up. Listen to this erotic story and be drawn in to Ella's mind as she imagines what might be . . . and learn if it becomes a reality in Hannah Blackbird's first published short story. Short but with every word making this story vital, alive, and real. Hear it alone in bed or with your favourite person.