The Bard: A Titillating LitRPG Adventure
Farmer's Daughter
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Rex Sterling
This title uses virtual voice narration
About this listen
Jack Hamilton spends his days playing video games and attending the local college. When an extraordinary gift shows up on his doorstep, Jack's life changes forever. Despite the protests of his gorgeous stepmother, Jack uses the gift to access a new, fully immersive, virtual reality gaming experience.
Inside the game, Valor Online, Jack plays Bean the Bard who unlocks never-seen-before features that turn his adventures to the amorous side. Will curiosity drive his family to join him on an amorous path to legendary status? Follow Bean as he navigates his first ten levels of a brand new world.
The Bard, Farmer's Daughter is the first installment in a series that follows Jack while he dominates the virtual world playing a lowly bard. Touches on themes of harem building, alpha male dominance, pregnancy, and MF, MFF, MFFF scenes. 18+ Only!
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