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Simone: Adventures in Dating, Book 5
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Elizabeth Powers
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Riley J. Ford
About this listen
NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestselling Author. All my life, I've been a man-magnet. Everywhere I go, guys drop at my feet. After all, I have a perfect body, insatiable sex drive, and a razor wit. I'm also modest (can't you tell?). Trouble is, I've never been lucky in love. I only attract guys who forget their wallets and show up to dates wearing #@%#-stained clothes. With my best friend's wedding around the corner, I finally decide enough is enough. I'm not only going to find the perfect date to her wedding, but I'm going to find Mr. Right: a gorgeous man with a great sense of humor, a chiseled bod, talent in bed, and a big...(ahem) wallet. Is that too much to ask? If all goes right, my quest will lead me into the arms of my perfect match...or will it?
Book 5 (The Attorney): Simone has finally found the perfect man to take to her best friend's wedding: an attorney who makes her feel so good it should be against the law. But when lovers from both their pasts show up, will that threaten what they've begun to build?
SIMONE: ADVENTURES IN DATING (Book 5: The Attorney) is a prequel to the hilarious bestselling series, CARPE DiEMILY. This installment series can be read separately from CARPE DiEMILY. 18+ for heat factor and mature situations.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-10-14
Great listening!
Where does The Attorney rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This book was one of the better audiobooks I've listened to. I bought the whole series, and I wasn't disappointed. Funny scenes, interesting characters, and a unique story that kept me intrigued and wanting to know what would happen next. I enjoyed the romance between the characters, plus all the interactions between Simone and her friends. For anyone who's been in the dating world, you'll relate to Simone's misadventures that happen on her search for love.
Have you listened to any of Elizabeth Powers’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
This narrator knows her stuff. No errors, very clean recording. She did the voices well, and she also did a good job bringing out the humor in the book. She also did a good job with the sex scenes.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
This book made me laugh AND cry. The humor in these Simone books made for quite an enjoyable listening experience. There were also some touching scenes that got me choked up. I wanted so badly for the relationship between these two to work. There was a scene at the end that was so well written that I found myself holding my breath as the characters interacted. It was as if I was in the story with them, feeling all the same emotions. Talented writing by the author. There's a reason she made the New York Times list. The narrator is supremely talented as well.
Any additional comments?
There was so much to like about this book and the ones that preceded it, too many things to list here. I got completely caught up in the story and didn't want this series to end. Very unique story. I'm a big fan of this author and plan on purchasing all her books the minute they're released on audio. I hope she keeps 'em coming!
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- 11-10-14
Loved the romance & the humor
What made the experience of listening to The Attorney the most enjoyable?
The romance between the main character and the attorney was sizzling hot. It was also very touching, as they were friends first. Their interactions were believable, and it was fun to listen to. There were parts that had me laughing out loud. Great narrating, too.
Which scene was your favorite?
I loved the shower scene. It was steamy hot in all the right ways! :)
Any additional comments?
Witty writing and VERY funny. I've enjoyed all the books in this series. The SIMONE SERIES is a nice lead-in to the author's other book, CARPE DiEMILY, which is also very enjoyable to listen to. These books made my commute feel very short!
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- 11-10-14
Very funny!
What did you like best about The Attorney? What did you like least?
This book, like the others in the series, was a very funny book. Good writing, good narrating, and an enjoyable storyline. Great characters, romance, and some hot sex scenes!
Who was your favorite character and why?
I love Simone. She's brash, outspoken, and has a hilarious worldview and way of interacting with the world.
What about Elizabeth Powers’s performance did you like?
She's very professional. I enjoyed her way of depicting the humor in this book.
What would have made this romance irresistible?
I loved the romance and connection between Simone and the attorney. Very sexy, sweet, and just plain tantalizing!
Any additional comments?
This book is part of a series. I recommend getting all the books. They're all very fun to listen to.
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