Save a Horse
Holiday ErotiComs, Book 5
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Narrated by:
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Jack Calihan
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Summer Roberts
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By:
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Irene Bahrd
About this listen
If you’re drunk, and enjoy two hotdogs chasing after one bun, I have just the book for you.
This year's hottest MFM ErotiCom is Save a Horse. It’s a short AF novella that starts as a RomCom, but turns into Erotica for a while, then becomes a RomCom again. It will feel familiar, like a really bad made-for-TV movie, but with smut. This story has everything: No plot, best friends-to-absolutely not-lovers, questionable holiday decor restraints, fast-burn romance, a Jacob’s Ladder because why not, sharing is caring, a failing Christmas tree farm…Plus, you get to play the game, “Why is the five-gallon bucket of lube making an appearance in this book?”
**Blurb Inspired by ‘Stefon’ from Saturday Night Live**
Save a Horse is a deliciously spicy, MFM holiday romantic comedy, and contains cameos of other characters from this series. While it is a standalone, for the best listening experience, it is recommended you listen to this one at the end.
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- Jen
- 12-22-24
Short and sassy.
These men. Too much! In the very best way. Merry sexy holiday to the reader.
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