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Michelle Buteau: Shut Up
- Narrated by: Michelle Buteau
- Length: 54 mins
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Did you know the Dutch Santa had a slave? Or that holding in a fart can change your shape, size and race? Michelle Buteau’s debut album, Shut Up recorded at Union Hall in Brooklyn, showcases her refreshing and hilarious take on the world that is nothing short of eyeopening. Sharing intimate tales that leave her fans yelling “nooooo” in unison or gasping for air, she commands her audience with pure honesty and affection. The only downside to this album is that you won’t get to properly experience the glory of her ankles.
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