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Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant

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Embarrassing Confessions of a Marine Lieutenant

By: Donny O'Malley
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A Marine Infantry Officer confesses his lust for killing and f--king everything in sight, his desire to beat his boss's face in and frag the battalion staff, his willingness to risk Afghan civilians in order to save Marines, his burning desire to win a game of gay chicken at all costs, his personal mission to nail the combat reporter who joined his unit, his sexual arousal at the sight of ED (Enemy Death), and his inability to take serious things seriously; while planning and executing the last combat operation of his deployment in Afghanistan; a nighttime helicopter raid named, Operation Branding Iron Part 2.1A. (Continued from National Geographic's "Battlefield Afghanistan")

This is undoubtedly the most honest and raw account of an Officer's thoughts and actions during combat that has ever been written. After publishing this book, Donny O'Malley's job options are now reduced to low level sales and day labor construction. It is still unclear how he ever made it out of the Marines without court martial.

Senior officer's will slam him, military historians will be shocked, and all civilians will be 100% certain he's psychotic.

Fortunately, the book is written for the opposite of those mentioned above. It’s written for Enlisted guys.

Officers who are brave enough to listen will either cry themselves to sleep, jerk themselves off to Donny's picture, or will ask their buddies to write them up for an award with V for having the moral courage to finish the book.

"My moto boner is still raging strong and I read this book three days ago. I'm certain that my dick is going to explode, and I really don't care, because this book was that f--king good."-Marine I served with."858-555-5555- Hey bro that's my wife's phone number. You can f--k her whenever you want, just wear a condom and try not to blow anywhere near the face. I understand mistakes happen, but do your best. Thanks for writing the book, I really needed that." -Marine I never served with

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So funny & lighthearted

Loved it! So well done. He did a great job of using vivid imagery and bringing you into the story. What an art form to be able to take something so heavy & turn it into something light

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I laughed, I cried, I gagged

The first time I came across O’Malley was when he was photographed for Devin Mitchell’s Veteran Vision Project. Already familiar with his humor, I opted for the audiobook version as a treat and was not disappointed. This is not a feel good book. It’s a love letter to his fellows meant to irreverently entertain, to foster connection, and to save lives.

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I laughed my ass off!! The stories reminded me of my own deployment stories. This was a wonderful book.

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Hilariously insightful!

As a civilian psychotherapist that has worked with combat veterans I can tell you this is one of the most insightful books I’ve read on the in and outs of the day of a combat veteran. He delivers the message is comedic way, but let’s not overlook the seriousness of what the combat veteran faces. I think we ALL should take time to try and understand and never judge. As he states, if we see a group of veterans acting a muck in a bar, have a little heart and know they are coping with myriad of things we as civilians will never understand. Good on ya mate for your transparency and heart in helping your brothers.

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