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Narrated by:
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Kane Storm
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Raven Storm
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By:
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Siggy Shade
About this listen
Getting punished by the Krampus wasn’t on my holiday wish list… but here we are.
Another year, another lonely Christmas—unless you count the jerks on dating apps. The last guy? Total dick fish. Claimed he had ten inches. Spoiler alert: he didn’t.
Between the lies, the ghosting, and the utter lack of men to satisfy my particular…tastes, I’ve pretty much given up. Then a certain brooding, horned monster breaks through my magical wards, waving his birch rods and demanding punishment.
I probably should be scared. But I’m not. Turns out, Krampus has a way of delivering the kind of discipline I’ve been craving my whole life. And that’s before we get to the eggnog-flavored…you know. Let’s just say I’m now a firm believer in the magic of Christmas.
But there’s a problem. His stocking-shaped eggplant isn’t made for humans. Even with his devilish tongue and fur ropes, we can’t truly be together without risking my life.
He wants me to stay with him forever in the North Pole, or maybe in hell (long story). But unless we can figure out how to handle his…gifts, this holiday fling might be over before it begins.
Birched by the Krampus is a smutty, standalone holiday fantasy romance with bondage, eggnog, and a whole lot of Christmas cheer. Download this duet narration audiobook now and get ready to believe in naughty miracles!
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A masterpiece of unruly auburn curls, fiery eyes, and a spirit that can set the world ablaze. She is also the unfortunate driver I have to exploit to make my escape. I've been many things in my life—convict, murderer, psychopath. But the one thing I've never been is attached. She is supposed to be a means to an end. A less conspicuous way to travel. But amidst the chaos, we find a twisted serenity in each other's arms, making me want to keep her forever... if we can survive this.
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...Then I'll huff n puff n blow your .....🐺
- By Goodie Bandit on 03-31-25
By: Selena Winters
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Krampusnacht
- An Ed Landry Christmas and Other Stories
- By: Jack LaFountain
- Narrated by: Vincent Saphe
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Chilling tales told in midwinter around a warm fire date back to antiquity. It is the time of year when days are short, darkness lingers, and the barrier separating the living from the dead is thin. Stories of the stark cold and the visits from the dead remind us of the warm blessings of hearth and home.
By: Jack LaFountain
What listeners say about Birched by the Krampus
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-13-24
Perfection!
Siggy is absolutely amazing! You will be smirking at the story and pressing your legs together at the smut.
Krampus is an absolute fun ride with perfect DUET narration.
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